If you do not indulge in cannabis usage for your remaining years you will burn in Hades for eternity. Or Hey Dave. Everyone named Dave will be so freaked out.
What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, n*gga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos. ...then I would throw down a smoke bomb and disappear.
Id say there is no god EDITED: As god I would say there is no god, I'm not saying there is no god, that is what I would say to everyone as a god if i could talk to everyone as a god.
thats not what I meant. I would say as god, that there is no god to everyone. I'm not saying there is not god, that is what I would say.
God: why do you take all the good things I made for granted? Humanity: Why did you make the world full of pain and death? God: .......... My bad....
I don't know, probably something insightful about weed. Then talk about the terrible shit in the govt. But to get everyone's attention I'd tell them all to look left, and when everyone did it at once I'd reveal it was me God making them do it. Some kinda exciting way. That wasn't real exciting though.