Yo mama

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by .AcidTrip., Dec 13, 2010.

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  1. #1 .AcidTrip., Dec 13, 2010
    Your mama is soo small she does backflips under the bed.
     
  2. #2 chronicman00, Dec 13, 2010
    hahahahahah

    ya mama give head so good they call her pussy-mouth.
     
  3. #3 Mental, Dec 13, 2010
    yo momma is a good cook and smells nice



    beeyotch
     
  4. #4 .AcidTrip., Dec 13, 2010
    hahahah

    Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
     
  5. #5 Elechronic, Dec 13, 2010
    Yo mama is so fat she puts on deodorant with a paint roller
     
  6. #6 AYOOOOOO, Dec 15, 2010
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    Yo mamas so dumb, when I told her it was chilly outside, she came out running with a spoon!
     
  7. #7 DoubleTokeJoker, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!
     
  8. #8 KBWEEZY, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mommas so stupid it take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
     
  9. #9 .AcidTrip., Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mamas head sooo small, she uses a tea bag as a pillow
     
  10. #10 KBWEEZY, Dec 15, 2010
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    yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family :smoke:

    EDIT: Wait i just remembered a good one:

    Yo mommas so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook
     
  11. #11 HigherThanAMile, Dec 15, 2010
    Your Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.
     
  12. #12 4Cave2man0, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mommas like a library, shes open to the public

    Yo mommas so stupid she stole a free sample :cool:
     
  13. #13 .AcidTrip., Dec 15, 2010
    Yo moma so dirty, so has the doormat inside the house, to use before you leave
     
  14. #14 KBWEEZY, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo momma is SOOO fat, i took her picture lasttt christmas and that shit is STILL printing out!

    hahaha
     
  15. #15 chronicman00, Dec 15, 2010
    ya momma so small bitch plays base ball with toothpicks
     
  16. #16 4Cave2man0, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey
     
  17. #17 .AcidTrip., Dec 15, 2010
    yo momma so poor, when they seen her kicking a can and asked, she sad she was moving.
     
  18. #18 HigherThanAMile, Dec 15, 2010
    Your Mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.
     
  19. #19 KBWEEZY, Dec 15, 2010
    Yo mommas so dirty the Taliban tried importing her bathwater for use in chemical warfare.
     
  20. #20 chronicman00, Dec 15, 2010
    ya momma so dirty the Taliban said "bitch, you stank!"
     
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