yo mamas so poor she watches tv on a etch-a-sketch yo mamas so poor she eats cerial with a fork just to save milk yo mamas so poor the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted yo mamas so poor i asked her wuts for didner and she lit my pockets on fire and said "hot pockets" yo mamas so skinny she can see out of a peephole with both eyes yo mamas sucks so much dick she sells her spit to a spurn bank yo mamas so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs jiffy pop from the ceiling yo mamas so fat she uses a sheet as a tampon yo mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets yo mamas so old she took her driving license on a dinosaur yo mamas so fat when she ran away they put her picture on the milk truck yo mamas so fat her cerial bowl came with a life gaurd yo mamas so fat when i climbed on top of her i burned my ass on the light bulb yo mamas so fat she dont sit in the house she sits around the house yo mamas so ugly yo dad takes her to work just so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye yo mamas so nasty i called he rup for phone sex and she gave me an ear infections yo mamas so poor when i rang the door bell she leaned out the window and said "ding" yo mamas so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard yo mamas breath is so stank when she yawns her teeth duck
A couple of my favorites are: Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. Yo mama's so skinny, she can hangglide on a Dorito. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the pool and lies on her back, the children use her belly-button as a kiddie-pool.