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Yo dawg got food poisoning

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by phantomxrider, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. #1 phantomxrider, Dec 16, 2011
    Ate some Taco Bell at work last night, and 30 minutes after that Crunchwrap I had to go home. Turned pale and shitted my asshole inside out in a gas station bathroom. When I got back, over the course from 9pm - 7am I hurled 3 times and had so much diarrhea I stopped counting. Didn't sleep till 7:30am.

    Anyways what I'm asking is would it be a good idea to smoke a bowl or two? I've felt like sheeeeit all day and all last night, so before I toke up in a few hours I was just wondering if you guys would recommend it (because, you know, we're all doctors here, right?)
     
  2. #2 rolldatpurple, Dec 16, 2011
    Naw, I wouldn't want to waste a high feeling like shit.
     
  3. #3 phantomxrider, Dec 16, 2011
    I just figured it'd help me get to sleep tonight cause everytime I try to close my eyes it just doesn't work. Plus I have to get up at 9am to get to work at 10 (if I'm feeling any better, that is).
     
  4. #4 Senior PoopiePants, Dec 16, 2011

    You're crazy, man.

    Weed helps immensely with neaseua.
     
  5. #5 deadhead4-2-0, Dec 16, 2011
    stayed hydrated drink water
     
  6. #6 phantomxrider, Dec 16, 2011

    Yeah last night I couldn't, got locked in one hell of a vicious cycle. I got dehydrated really bad from vomiting/shitting out all of my fluids, but when I tried to drink it just came back up. Today I'm doing significantly better but am still sore as hell and can't really eat much.
     
  7. #7 meatballz, Dec 16, 2011
    Limit your food. Drink lots of fluids.. a mix of water and gatorade is a good idea. And smoke, if you want.. it won't hurt and might actually help. Get plenty of sleep.
     
  8. #8 Carotene, Dec 16, 2011

    Are you insane? Marijuana helps with nausea AND diarrhea.

    Yes, smoke a bowl.
     
  9. #9 tharedhead, Dec 16, 2011
    There are reasons we medical patients use cannabis. Like...I dunno, nausea.:p

    In the baby section, great stuff, better than Gatoraide

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  10. #10 PnP420, Dec 17, 2011
    DUDE EAT FUCKING TOAST I was sick as shit one time and my friend was like son I'm tellin you eat toast I didn't listen kept throwing up and finally was like what the fuck and ate it and it helped me sleep and everything dude eat it...don't eat anything else...just drink vitamin water and yes smoke some bowls but that's it maybe get some nyquil and pass the fuck out...
     
  11. #11 phantomxrider, Dec 17, 2011
    I wouldn't recommend eating or drinking anything for the first 10-15 hours, you'll just throw it all back up. Once you think you're good, take little bites/sips. And as far as smoking goes, I smoked two bowls last night of a 90/10 mid/purp mixture and felt fucking wonderful. Seriously was from sick to unsick in a few minutes lol. Even this morning I feel well enough to go into work.
     
  12. #12 Pat420swed, Dec 17, 2011
    Gatorade , drink lots it will hydrate u before u can puke it back up
     
  13. #13 Pat420swed, Dec 17, 2011
    And smoke some bowls u won't feel so shitty
     
  14. #14 WizTheKhalifa, Dec 17, 2011
    Drink gatorade but yes smoke defenetly. My dad told me he had food poisoning when he was younger and weed helped him a ton. He could actually eat for the first time in 2 weeks.
     
  15. #15 FuckBeerGetWeed, Dec 17, 2011
    Yeah fuck eating there
     

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  16. #16 Sexy Goat, Dec 17, 2011
    Yes, you'd feel better.

    Honestly, that sounds like the Taco Bell experience, it's mandatory to shit your guts out after eating there.
     
  17. #17 paperplanes101, Dec 20, 2011
    Yeah man, the first thing I do for nausea is smoke a bowl. But, you ate at taco bell so your pretty much paying to shit your ass a few hours later. Haha
     

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