yes today

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by MMan, May 11, 2010.

  1. As soon as i woke up i was engulfed by flames, my floor had split open and the hand of satan ripped my face off. Then i came back home and went to sleep. only to wake up with satan lying next to me.
  2. lay off the datura brah
  3. I wish i had a half ounce of shrooms too.
  4. heres what you do. Whenever satan rips through your floor, you ALWAYS throw a bucket of gasoline at him, this makes the flames too intense for him to handle.

    I assumed you just lied there, thats why he ripped your face off. Good thing he let you back into your room though, if he didn't you would probably be living with justin beiber, thats where he sends people, and trust me, there is no hell worse than living with justin beiber.

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