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Yep, a drug test question

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by JohnLajoie, Mar 22, 2010.

  1. #1 JohnLajoie, Mar 22, 2010
    Ok so for a dipstick drug test this means they do not send my urine to a lab. I was wondering for those kind of tests say i have water that is between 90-100 degrees and i mix it with a little bit of pee. With a dipstick test can they tell if i diluted the sample and the sample looks yellow. Do they test creatin and other things with a dipstick or do only labs do this?
     
  2. #2 JohnLajoie, Mar 23, 2010
    bump:(
     
  3. #3 SIRSOG, Mar 23, 2010
    i doubt they do man, try searchin for a thread like this n see haha
     
  4. #4 ThE-NeEd4WeEd22, Mar 23, 2010
    Uhh dude, have u read any of the posts about drugtests on this site?!?!
    Yea dude, you cant do that. If you could do that then there wouldn't be such a thing as synthetic urine, and even that doesn't even fully work. I wouldn't even fuck with some water and peeing in it, thats prolly the most ridiculous idea i have ever heard lmfao. But it is a dipstci test so it will be easier to fool. I would say give sythetic urine a try. I bet that would fool the dipstick, if you dont have the cash then look up on how to dilute and exercise a lot because the only way you are going to get the THC out of your system is to get it out of your fat cells aka to burn the fat off.

    But let me know how this works for you, and remember, whatever you do...don't stop tokin
     
  5. #5 SIRSOG, Mar 23, 2010
    The words of the wise right fucking there

     
  6. #6 Goldmine, Mar 23, 2010
    yea, that would just be silly, to stop toking when you have a drug test coming up... :rolleyes:


    if by dipstick test you mean the sort of test you buy at walgreens, an at home test, then youre in luck bc those arent as accurate as other tests (probably)


    so what you need to do is definitely STOP smoking and start exercising, whether you have a day or a month before the test is really irrelevant bc either way you need to start sweating rt away asap like now

    then i would suggest that you get a stinger detox or some other detox drink(i wouldnt spend more than 30 dollars) or if thats not an option just get a small bottle of eyedrops, and when you give the sample just pour the entire bottle into the cup first and then piss into that.
     
  7. #7 BoyDoneLostIt, Mar 23, 2010
    it is possible they have "adulterant" sticks, i would treat it like any other test just to be safe.
     
  8. #8 JohnLajoie, Mar 23, 2010
    so what i was planning on doing was mixing a little pee with the warm water so it would reduce the metabolites but lab tests are the ones that test for cretin levels ph etc and not dipstick tests right?
     
  9. #9 BoyDoneLostIt, Mar 23, 2010
    they could have adulterant sticks.. though they probably don't. it's up to you. if your going to do that you might as well put some food coloring in warm water and stick it in yur taint
     
  10. #10 letsmokeasweet, Mar 23, 2010
    u.a's suck i hated doing those 4 my probation becuase the clearflush i would use taisted nasty
     

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