do you prefer to star in a one-man porn show in the airports or do you tell the bitch motharfuckas to grope you? im going through the security tomorrow to get the fuck out of texas and seriossly i don't know what to do. i mean, it's completely violating my personal dignity and sovereignty either way i feel. i figure most of us stoners aren't down with the man's bullshit but do you think this limited set of options is reasonable? look i can just picture a bunch of tsa dickwads looking at pix of me essentially nude chuckling or even worse looking at my mom and thinking, 'boy are we lucky to have a free porn subscription'. it's like, 'quick! hotty in line 5, let me get over to that terminal quick to get a better look." or else its some pervert trying to touch my dick. i mean seriously, these tricks have nothing better to do than caress my nuts and envision blowing me? who signs up for these jobs? it really can't be the politicians who put these together can it? thoughts? downed 6 shots in the past 15 minutes (well, three slightly underfilled doubleshots) just thinking about this shit. kind of makes me want to get out my gun and let loose... (some steam i mean lol)
Yup. Everyone knows all the airport staff is gay for stoners just like you. For sure. Can't have anything to do with safety
Take the scanner, you will basically look like a nude avatar. And I agree, the TSA is a waste. They don't stop everything and some of the people who work there are not properly trained for their job. However I have to say one thing about your comments, don't give the employees crap, its not their choice, hate the politicians behind it.
ever read that those scanners can easily be tricked? also my woman... How the US uses sexual humiliation as a political tool to control the masses | Naomi Wolf | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk
WHy wood ye want to leave texas? It's the best city! The city with flying cows...especially around dis time of year.