when i was in a jailcell with like 60 other criminals a crack head took a shit on the toilet convienently placed almost in the middle of the cell smelled like shit. he then proceeded to have a seizure pass out and i think he bit off his tongue cuz blood was coming out of his mouth cops WALKED to our cell casually opened the door looked at him for a minute waited for him to stop and draged him out leaving a shit trail on the floor which they sent dudes in orange jumpsuits to clean up a few hours later. hm... wasnt as funny as your guy taking a shit but they both just took a shit wierd why is your experience funnier then mine...
Wow this is actually hilarious because my friend just told me he took a shit on some bitches lawn. God, I'm baked and thats hilarious.
I'd probably chase someone down and kill them if they took a dump in my car. That is vile, and uncalled for. No, I wouldn't kill them, but I would make them eat it.