beyond fucked up, yet so hilarious i was down in chicago earlier this morning, somewhere near lake st i was waiting at the light and i noticed this guy in a green suit, purple bowtie on sitting on a leather trumpet case. i sat there thinking nothing of it, all of a sudden this dude gets up off his case and walks up to this girls escalade that was infront of me he steps on the side rail, pulls his pants down and puts his ass right into the passenger window and takes A MONSTER ASS dump, seriously this thing was gigantic i was watching it from the rear window of the escalade the entire time, it looked like a straight up burnt sausage the girl completely flipped out, got out and tried to chase him he ran off yelling "STAY UP CANTI, STAY UP" best thing i saw all day, by far.
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa idk what to say?
Safe to say she'll remember to roll her window up next time.. good samaritan imo.. gave something technically..
Wait...Isn't this the guy who almost got pooped on after having his car stolen, had a friend try the Q-Ray and ended up flying out your window and being entangled in some guys wheel well...