Must have opened a window in your sleep and it rained while you slept with your crotch on the window sill.
weird when i drink my piss gets darker. somebody could have pissed on you though..i've seen it happen before
[quote name='"KiefSweat"']you probably pissed yourself. it wasnt dark yellow and smelly like normal piss because you were drinking alcohol. so it was probably clear as fuck, espeicaly after 10beers plus liquor. you probably dont notice a smell, again because its clear but also because you didnt wash ir or anything you dont seem that worried about it so your brain would like, get 'used' to the smell or whatever. if there was a smell you proably got used to it and dont notice it aanymore. still though. wash the sheets man, thats gross.[/quote] What....no
did you ever think that someone may have just taken a piss on you.. and that you didn't piss yourself?