A Shocking Figures Claims Responsibility for 9/11 Cover-up Associated Press On Thursday night, Bigfoot entered St Louis's 15th precinct and turned himself in. He then stated in a 3-page confession that he was the primary operative who placed termite explosives in the WTC on september 10th, 2001. In the statement, the 9ft biped of unknown genus, confessed that he had been contacted by an undisclosed branch of CIA covert operations for a risky and world-changing project. He was recruited in late 1995, in Wyoming, where he began training. The order and recommendation for Bigfoot's recruitment had come directly from the current vice-president of the time, Al Gore, the statement continues. Now, the shock waves are hitting a nation as it realizes one of it's beloved legendary fables had been a key contributor in one of the biggest conspiracy in human history. Bigfoot is now in federal custody and awaiting a hearing in Washington DC. More details are to be released in the coming days, said a white house correspondent.
Bigfoot's always been my scapegoat for my wrongdoings....it doesn't surprise me that the big ape finally got into some real trouble. Try to talk yourself out of THIS one, buddy!
Is he the one who has been stealin' my socks all these years? there are alot of singles around here.......Hmmm
i predict this will be the beginning of a planet of the apes scenario. i'm stocking up on bananas as we speak.
ha I knew it. I havent trusted anything similar to a monkey since that time in mexico when a monkey stole my blunt.