Write your own action story.( Dr Seus Style)

my day started off in a lazyboy chair, i can hardly breath im gasping for air.
i look to my right and i see my bong, i havnt takin a rip in so damn long,
so i spark that shit up, and then i reach for a cup,
i take a nice drink, rinse my mouth with listerine and spit it in the sink.
look to my left and see my toilet bowl, blow that shit up and say "fire in the hole".
off to work i go, i got to support my family and make that doe.
im drivin in the fast lane, listen to "im so paid" by the one and only T-Pain.
openin up my glove box, looking down so i cant see that fox.
noticed him at the last sec, now my cars all wrecked.
here comes the po 9, but i got some dope and i cant do time.
so i dart off into the tree line, while checkin my pockets lookin for my dime.
while in the woods i met some homless dude, said he had some bangin food.
cooked some on the campfire, turns out hes a big fat lier.
food tasted like ass, and now i need a gastric bypass.
said "in a while crocodile", and then got picked up by my boy named kyle.
ridin in his SUV, theres a bitch in the back you wants to suck my D.
i say "lets roll a blunt", she says "no", what a cunt.
back to my home, got 20 message on the phone.
some from my boss, some from rick ross.
feel just about dead, look stright ahead, see my bed.
lay down and close my eyes, thinkin about how today will make me wise.
or maybe it was just a dream, sent from aliens through a light beam.
but nobody knows, and thats how it goes.

 

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young *****z at the pad throwin' up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the Mac-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that GTA