so my grandma left which is where i live now, im going to college and shit. Anyway i came home ate some pasta my grandma left and i packed two bowls of this eigth called uh... I don't even remember i think it was ninja or mystery or something i don;t know but it is some dank ass nug i wish i had some pics. something. Smoked them then turned on some devin the dude and started omegling lol. This is the conversation if you can even call it that, i just had high as fuck i wonder if he she it they were as well... enjoy lol You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: howdy Stranger: are you mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon? You: im high as the dark side of the moon if that counts Stranger: swift as a coursing river? You: like fucking devin the dude level up smoked out lol You: yes faster then a coursing salmon Stranger: what is this mockery? Stranger: where is mushu? You: how dare you defy my favorite species Stranger: YOU KILLED HIM DIDN'T YOU? Stranger: HOW COULD YOU?!?!?! Stranger: THESE ARE MY CREYYSSSS Stranger: :'( You: WHAT the FUCK are THE CAPS for Stranger: back off man! You: woah dude Stranger: just BACK OFF!! You: that is uneccassary Stranger: there was no need! You: unecessary Stranger: back.off You: how the fuck do you spell sniclefritz You: snicklefrittz Stranger: bon-jur-no You: sir would you mind stepping of the grass Stranger: ar-reeeee-vur-day-cheeeeeeeeeee Stranger: dominic deccoco You: has your penis ever traveled through two dimensions and then ended up in a bannana Stranger: plates with aplles? Stranger: apollo on the moon? You: no hide the hotdog Stranger: lt aldo what are you doing? You: hidalgo is about a stallion my friend Stranger: spirit of camdem? You: a glorious movie of triumph and virtue Stranger: is sunflash there? Stranger: I AM FIRE You: yes he is playing D&D the third module You: THIS IS SPARTANesque Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HAMLET You: hjow dare you defy mwaaaaaa Stranger: TEH CYBERMEN WANT THEIR SOCK BACK You: i hate fucking death con three druids You: smashed my fingers today in the window of my car on accident Stranger: did a beaver attack with a sore ankle? Stranger: were you angered by the sun? You: a squirrel shits in the woods and then BEARS EAT IT. Stranger: are you jelous of the plantations? Stranger: do you wish for despair? You: fridge is my middle name Stranger: I need to get some glue You: eating sausage is my game You: i need ether You: more OF ITY MORE MORE MORE Stranger: oktoberfest is my enemy You: GOD damn you NEMO You: you fucking Gold fish You: why why Stranger: CAPTAIN nemo? Stranger: where is my beard? You: NO the Fucking Mass Crowd under a tent enertainer You: I will harpoon you and dont think i wont You: YOur name is Jeff Stranger: my name is not jeff You: dont lie Stranger: I am an enigma Stranger: I am silent You: the sun and the stars are aligned Stranger: I am a shaman Stranger: with shaman friends You: a ghost warrior of the third moon? Stranger: we go on shaman holidays and drink tequila out of turbans You: Damn that does sound like a good time Stranger: we then play voleyball with a tentacle headed man You: how do you spell duh-Z Stranger: I do not know of which you speak You: Oh my god i fucked a mermaid and she gave me crabs ahhahaha Stranger: Glenn Miller? You: like what "duh-z" this word even mean? Stranger: broccoli fried in honey Stranger: ohohohohho You: im to high to even fathom anymore random b.s grasscity will enjoy i hope You: TOO- DA -- LOU Stranger: Ob la de Stranger: ob la da Stranger: falalalalalala You: Auf WEED er Sehen Stranger: FAREWELL
He was either high, or he is just fucking with you. I find that a lot of /b/ seems to find their way to such sites, hahahaha.