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Wow. I'm SO stupid!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Caty, Sep 19, 2011.

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  1. #1 Caty, Sep 19, 2011
    Today I decided to get really high and pick up sandwiches for me and my friend from the Deli. I got a steak sandwich with a lot of swiss cheese, caramelized onions, fresh tomatoes, and and a lot of other delicious things. My friend just got a turkey sandwich with American cheese. I don't even like turkey!

    Anyways, after I picked up the sandwiches I unwrapped them and put them on the counter. My friend walks up and asks me which one is his. I pointed to the bland turkey sandwich, then all of a sudden I go "no, no, no! wait! the delicious sandwich over there is yours. I got this one"' and I grabbed the turkey sandwich out of his hand. After he ate his sandwich he goes "wow it was delicious! Thanks" and I started to eat my highly anticipated sandwich. All of a sudden I bite into it and it's turkey! I don't know why I switched the sandwiches but I was SO disappointed!
     
  2. #2 AdamStoner308, Sep 19, 2011
    That sucks...
     
  3. #3 KB Grower, Sep 19, 2011
    Your f ing retarded man
     
  4. #4 casp3r420, Sep 19, 2011
    a woman buying sandwishes?
    you are supposed to make them!
     
  5. #5 greenbrad420, Sep 19, 2011
    sounds pretty stupid? lol
     
  6. #6 SplitGenetics, Sep 19, 2011
    lmao, it happens to the best of us ;)
     
  7. #7 poolstick, Sep 19, 2011
    I just blew a load thinkin about that sandwich.
     
  8. #8 Lyndon, Sep 19, 2011
    Goddamn man, you smoked yourself to the point of mental retardation.
     
  9. #9 Arckaic, Sep 19, 2011
    Maybe you think that he would not like it if you were eating a delicious sandwhch and he was eating a shitty sandwhich.

    Maybe sandwhichs are a form of communication.

    Maybe if you gave him the shitty sandwhich he would think that you saw him as a bland, boring person...

    Maybe if you give him the delicious sandwhich he would like you more

    But what if you both had a delicious sandwhich... would the effects negate each other?
    And a bland sandwhich? Would you both be bland?

    Perhaps sandwhichs are more than just sandwhichs... perhaps not...

    Welcome... to the twilight zone.... do do de do do do de do do do de do
     
  10. #10 Livefromtha650, Sep 19, 2011
    +1 nice job, I cant believe u mistakenly thought steak was turkey, This is a great day for turkey, not so much for steak =(
     
  11. #11 Madian, Sep 19, 2011
    I am not fucking high enough for this story.
     
  12. #12 Caty, Sep 20, 2011
    That's what happens when you smoke 1 gram/day, everyday for 2 months
     
  13. #13 Cloud9Oil_T.A/ES, Sep 20, 2011
    i dont think its got anything to do with smoking for that tiny amount of time.
    really cool story though i think. :smoke:
     
  14. #14 EnergySausage, Sep 20, 2011
    [quote name='"Arckaic"']Maybe you think that he would not like it if you were eating a delicious sandwhch and he was eating a shitty sandwhich.

    Maybe sandwhichs are a form of communication.

    Maybe if you gave him the shitty sandwhich he would think that you saw him as a bland, boring person...

    Maybe if you give him the delicious sandwhich he would like you more

    But what if you both had a delicious sandwhich... would the effects negate each other?
    And a bland sandwhich? Would you both be bland?

    Perhaps sandwhichs are more than just sandwhichs... perhaps not...

    Welcome... to the twilight zone.... do do de do do do de do do do de do[/quote]

    Haha I think you're on to something XD
     
  15. #15 stoner4pretend, Sep 20, 2011
    you should have just stopped this story at "carmelized onions"
     
  16. #16 FoRsAkEn StOnEr, Sep 20, 2011
    Durr!!!!
     
  17. #17 WeaveAndWish, Sep 20, 2011

    >>implying that's a lot?
     
  18. #18 MisterNatural, Sep 20, 2011
    Yep, sounds like that 1 bowl a day is really messing you up. Better cut back :laughing:
     
  19. #19 Lyndon, Sep 20, 2011

    o' wi' ye witche! Ge batto' th' fyres of 'ell!
     
  20. #20 Jwordyo, Sep 20, 2011
    Lmao this has me laughing my lungs out. something like this happened to me where i get really confused about how i want to prepare my sandwhich but end up forgetting some of thereally good stuff, bite into it and im like wtf wheres my ______.
     
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