Wow I was stoned

Ok so this is a true story, I swear to god this happend, (Obsiously I dont still belive this, but at the time it was insane)
OK so me and my friend got this really good shit,(sticky, and smelly really nice, it also had this white powred shit all over it, can somene tell what this is?) and we smoke d a few bowls than than everything in this letter happened like it did, this is a letter my friend wrote about what happend, right after, like I said we were REALLY stoned. (sorry I know its kinda long)

Dear Poopheads,
Me and my friend where in the woods behind his house smokin pot. and after a couple of bowls, we were drawn to this cool lookin tree, with cool lookin stuff on it. and so we went to this awesome tree to get a good look (it was rite next to us..not a long travel) and i noticedd a pot leaf into it..then my friend looked down and saw the green moss was in the shape of an alien running,,,,down a street....and so we put the two and two together and came to a conclusion. the concLusion was that the alien was running from thee angrY hippies...(the pot leaf was a sign of hippies),,,and then after a few more bowls, we were thinkng why would the alien b running from the hippies...everyone loves hippIES so then we thought and thougHt and said maybe hes not running from the hippies, hes running from the government and the hippies were helpng him. then we smoked more, and then thought and said, hes not running from the government and the hippies were helpin him. HE was trying to show the jippies his brother thats was kisnaped by the government and hiddion underground in the cell under the pentagon and the tree that the green shit was on was a portal that led u rite to his brother. and then we looked and looked and noticed a button-like thing and i pushed it and it broke....so then i went around the side and found a specil looking lever so i pulled and pulled but it just didnt do anything. so then we decided it was almost 420 ....we decided to go back inside...so we could watch it go by...and maybe smoke. and all along this time there was GOVERNMENT road work working on the part was the road that was EXACTLY neXt to my friends house! AHHH we're tweeking out man....so we decided to go online and look at por........see if there are any hot chicks on.....so we're chillin and then we both look up and then we saw him,,,,,,the alien.....we both jumped up and took him downit was 419 at the time..so we ran up stairs and thought about smoking.....but we were so fucked we forgot.....becuz we were suddenly noticed that the singer for the union underground was singing warnings to us who foubnd out this secreet....then we said oh wat if he knows about the aliens brother?! wat if this SAME thing happed to him but with the aliens brother?! whoa!! so we decided to listen to union underground for more clues and shit on how to solve this problem. and know we''re just sitting here...waiting, waiting for another sign and for another something.......but if you get this...send help, immediatly.....but send girls, girls with big boobies.yes...oph no my other friend just found out a lil something......i kno i shouldnt give identaty away...but oh well....if u poopheads get this......ok well this is all i kno for now...but pls//reply...we need you.....goodbye...hope ta see ya soon!

 

adam, who sadi I bought it?!, yeah I sotle it from a certen someone (dont worry I didnt really STEAL it) and he always has the same shit, so I got a lot more