Wow...I have to quit smoking.

um dont get caught with it, be sneaky lol
dont come home with bloodshot eyes i suggest rhoto V it works best, although they might be freaked out when ur eyes will be whiter than paper.
talk to them about marijuana

 

So I guess they're not into technicalities in that you can do it out of their house?

 

or stock up on some of the drinks that clean out your system in an hour and just awayse have a few around if you need one

 

sit down and have a chat with them. print out the articles in the thread linked to from my sig.

and if they are against the illegal part...i dunno what to tell you heh sorry. maybe find a chill spot outside their property and dig a fucking hole lol. then you just store everything in there

 

Dude, 14 year olds have been hiding this kinda shit from their parents for years upon years, why can't you do it?

Or when you go out, get high then, and be home well after your buzz is gone, unless your parents follow you everywhere you go.

 

if your lady smokes how the hell you gonna quit? impossible! that shit will always be around you. i know i wouldnt be able to quit with that weed in my face 247

 

get one of those rubber penises that have fake pee inside and make sure you choose the right color; don't be like my friend who ordered the one for black people when he's white...

 

well if you absolutely need to quit and have no other alternative ....smoking ciggs will get your mind off weed and it'll relax you .. but i feel kinda weird recomanding someone to smoke ciggs

 

yeah cigs might be the last thing u wanna use to calm yourself, i smoke myself sometimes. Find someone with a small amount of Valium, take a few for a week (not every day) it really should help with any psychological dependency that you may have developed. You should be fine after the first week I'd say.

 

Since nobody's gonna give this poor soul any advice on actually avoiding the tests, I will.

My friend got busted a while back during our senior year and his parents swore they would adamantly test him. So he waited until he was clean and filled up a large water bottle with as much clean piss as he could, then transferred the clean piss into small visine bottles (which he says work best). His dad would tell him about the test at least 30 minutes in advance (and even if they don't you can almost always sneak into your room to get the piss, or keep some in the bathroom well hidden) so he would just get the visine bottle and put some piss in there, piss into the toilet, flush, and pass.

Some home tests have temp readings on the cup, but some parents are retarded and have no idea about that shit. This is probably about as close as you're going to get to clean without being clean. It's worked flawlessly for him for a majority of our senior year and for every break and even random times that he's been home from college.

He also advises to shake the piss on a regular basis, as it has a tendency to thicken up.


Mmmmm egg drop soup.

 

If you don't want to read my whole post then just read the blue part but anyway...What the last guy said about the pee bottle was good o.0. As far as your parents not wanting something illegal in their house there's not really much you can say...other than if you're a legal adult they're not going to get in trouble if you get caught with pot. Even if the cops came into your house with a search warrant, if your parents prove they didn't know it was there...or you just admit it's yours, you get charged, not them.

I hid the fact that i smoked weed from my parents for like a year....in the end I found out they were just fucking with me and knew I was high all along and just made me bring them stuff so they could stare at me and sketch me out but hey! Who knows.
It's really not that hard to hide the fact that you're smoking...hm...OU OU!!! Wait...do they care if you smoke cigs? Cause that would make it even more perfect for covering the smell. You take a paper towel roll...fill it with like...hm...i don't know....5-7 bounce sheets...don't even need that many but anyway...and you blow the smoke through it...no joke...the smoke comes through smelling like 100% bounce...no weed smell whatsoever...and then the bounce smell fades and just smells like clean laundry is present. Don't smoke a joint though...that's just silly if you're trying to hide the smell. And if you smoke cigarettes just light one up after the paper towel roll thing and you no longer smell of weedy mouth/face whatnot. If you don't smoke it's no biggy...the smell of weed will still not be present if you use the bounce sheets. It's one of the best things in the world. Smoked weed with my friend at his house every day for a while and his mom absolutley hated it...but she never found out because the smell didn't exist...it's sweetness at it's best.

That and the whole regular:
1)Wash your hands afterwards (going all out? buy some of that antibacterial disolving alcohol hand wash that you can use without water)
2)Chew gum
3)Have nice, but not overwhelming airfreshener present for afterspray
4)Put something under the crack of your door until you complete steps 1 through 3...just in case.

I have so many "just in case"s that I smoked like 10 grams, in a few hours, in the same room, with a person who hates weed in the bedroom just across the hall not finding out. ^_^

 

ask then why the think it's bad, then prove them wrong, beucase you can

 

I have a feeling that my parents would be the same way. I hate lieing to them, and they probably already think I do smoke. My Dad firmly believes that it should NOT be illegal but he does not smoke. neither does my mom.

But, just because of the fact that it IS illegal, and the fact I'm going to college, I doubt my parents would be cool about it. I wish they were. I'd like to grow for myself or at least by my weed by the O.

 

this is the smartest thing i've read all morning.