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Discussion in 'General' started by ziggyshugenadz, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. so ya, been pretty sick for the past couple days. i think i have strep throat or somethin. probably gonna end up at the doc's office over it. i had a little bit of a fever but fortunately that has calmed down (i havent taken any aspirin to bring down the fever for the past 12 hours and i feel fine right now, a couple nights ago i woke up in the middle of the night just balls out sick and a bad fever cuz the medicine wore off after i went to bed). the only ball busting thing about this cold is my throat. my tonsils were swollen as fuck a few days ago and had white spots on them (sign of either mono or strep, so its got to be strep). the pain has gone down but now im couhging up loogies with blood in them. pretty homosexual i must say, and of course coughing hurts like a bitch and a half. also for the last 2 nights ive been waking up in the middle of the night cold as shit and absolutely DRENCHED in sweat. ive had to switch back and forth between the couch and my bed about every 3 hours during the night.

    the worst part........

    i havent been able to smoke for a few days (insert suicidal looking smiley face emoticon)

    smoking makes my throat hurt ten times worse so ive had to stay sober until my throat is fully cured. please smoke a bowl for me, i cannot wait until the next moment that my throat can stand a FATTY FAT bowl out of my bong. oh man, im getting a boner just thinkin about it ;)

    well peace out fellow people looking at computer screens. wish me a speedy recovery! :wave:

    yours truly

    the
    zig
    nig...
     
  2. Get some of that sizzurp from the doc :wave:
     
  3. That sucks man. I tryed to smoke a bowl for you, but I think I'm still sick wuth whatever you've got so it just hurt my throat and made me cough
     
  4. i got the best idea for you. firecrackers are a good idea but would feel like razorblades in your throat. i say take a gram or 2 of good herb and simmer it in a few tablespoons of butter and add it to some hot chicken soup. youll be stoned as fuck and hey everyone knows chicken soup is the shit and its great when your sick. and yeah ask the doc, if you got insurance, for that lean surrup. im gettin sinusy and startin to get lung batter which is a dead givaway for the bronchitis i suffer several times a year. imma go hit up the doc for a z pack b4 this gets outta hand like yours.
     
  5. you could try some weed tea or put weed in chicken soup
    or make like some weed brownie icecream
    wait fuck thats sounds amazing

    if you really want to smoke weed, i think vaporizor would be the easiest on your throat but not totally sure
     
  6. ya i was thinkin about making some sort of edible but im too broke to do it right now. though i do have some homemade chicken noodle soup leftover. dank ass shit. gotta love mom for makin it just for me hahah. anyway, i might be able to smoke again. i had a bowl awhile and it didnt absolutely kill me so im just gonna wait another day or 2 and rip a bowl like no fuckin other hahaha. peace.
     

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