Would you survive a 2 on 1 cage match....vs. Clinton and Bush?

Discussion in 'General' started by TheHempress, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Mary Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=24 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >24% chance Bush would kill her.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill her.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=33 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >33% chance he would sexually harass her.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=76 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >76% chance she would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>

    Find out
     
  2. Here's my results.


    <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Clone Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=12 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >12% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=88 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >88% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>
     
  3. Haha, I am the champion! Three men go in, one man comes out! I am the President Killer!!!

    <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Krazi Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=100 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >100% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>
     
  4. Well atleast i tried.
     

    Attached Files:

    • vs.jpg
      vs.jpg
      File size:
      14.4 KB
      Views:
      73
  5. it takes some real balls to be a pasaphyst.

    <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Digit Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=24 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >24% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=24 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >24% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=33 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >33% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=52 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >52% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>


    heehee.
     
  6. I think it was the pretzel I let hit me. that asshole..stood up to his crumby chewed up pretzel just so show him hes a dick. like biting the soap rookie beotch.
    <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will sensi Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=24
    anyway politics arent my thing. I dont like to hear dick. once I kick clintons dick off Bush is going to be eating it.
     
  7. <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will sensi Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=24 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >24% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=76 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >76% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>
     
  8. <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Fred Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=12 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >12% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=88 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >88% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>
     
  9. methinks someone put in their html wrongly

    this is one funky thread
     
  10. <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Will Bill Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush?</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=0


    sweet i killed em all!
     
  11. Looks like some people aren't familiar with tables :p
     
  12.  
  13. WTF is up with this thread is it my computer or is this looking fucked up.
     
  14. i think its time to declare this thread a mutant and throw it in the sewers.
     
  15. I think Sensi and Xenophobiakills messed it up :p

    ROFLMAO
     
  16. <table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc width=300><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >Would I Survive A Pit Match Against Clinton And Bush</center></td></tr><tr><td><table border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=1 bgcolor=#ccddcc ><tr height=30><td><table height=10 ><tr><td width=24 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td><td></td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >24% chance Bush would kill you.</td></tr>
    <tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance Clinton would kill you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=0 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >0% chance he would sexually harass you.</td></tr><tr height=30><td><table height=10><tr><td width=76 bgcolor=#ff0000>.</td></tr></table></td><td bgcolor=#ffffff align=right><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1 color=#000000 >76% chance you would kill them.</td></tr></table><tr><td colspan=2 align=center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif" size=1>Enter Combat</font></td></tr></table>

    Damn you Fred! HOw did you kick more ass than I did??? :p
     

Grasscity Deals Near You

Loading...

Share This Page