would you REALLY go to hogwarts??

Discussion in 'General' started by Joker., Dec 4, 2013.

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  1. #1 Joker., Dec 4, 2013
    when hogwarts is probably a mental institution. 

    quidich is probably when they make you sweep the floors lol

    the hogwarts express is really a shortbus.

    the 4 houses are actually floors based on how insane you are, with hufflepuff being the craziest. 



     
     
  2. #2 Ychrimbo, Dec 4, 2013
    would you be in your own little fantasy world where you are actually in hogwarts whilst this was going on?
     
  3. #3 jellefish, Dec 4, 2013
    nah
     
  4. #4 DontPaniiic, Dec 4, 2013
    What floor are you from Joker?! Hufflepuff?! :)
     
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  5. #5 Weedity, Dec 4, 2013
    Fuck no.

    Hogwarts is a fucking dangerous place. 
     
  6. #6 fancypantsdawg, Dec 4, 2013
    Hermione tho.
     
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  7. #7 Joker., Dec 4, 2013
    i'm in arkham asylum, they can't handle me at hogwarts.
     
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  8. #8 snoopdog6502, Dec 4, 2013
    I would be the slutty guy spreading his seed and making lots of mudbloods.
     
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  9. #9 ChiefOne, Dec 4, 2013
    Fuck that harry potter bullshit
     
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  10. #10 Hello there!, Dec 4, 2013
    If I can't have Hermione, gimme the Patil twins or Luna

    Mobile reppin
     
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  11. #11 snoopdog6502, Dec 4, 2013
     
    yea Luna is a babe, Harry should have been getting after that.
     
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  12. #12 Omega369, Dec 4, 2013
    Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
     
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  13. #13 Weedity, Dec 4, 2013
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  14. #14 llllllllll, Dec 4, 2013
    Yes
     
    And I would have sex with hermione 
     
  15. #15 UnsuspiciousUsername, Dec 4, 2013
    Wizard sex? Yes.
     
  16. #16 Rebel Eye, Dec 4, 2013
    well now that you have totally distorted my perception of what hogwarts is, i would have to say no.. 
     
  17. #17 xiba, Dec 5, 2013
    sometimes i wish i were that crazy.
     
  18. #18 ScoobyJew, Dec 5, 2013
    I'll be the first wizard to find a spell to get a bigger cock
     
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  19. #19 leddleleedlelee, Dec 5, 2013
    I would get expelled in no time
     
  20. #20 Koska, Dec 5, 2013
    I wouldn't simply because they would always spout some BS about Hogwarts being safe like, 20 minutes before shit went down.
    Not to mention their policy on preparing students to fight ruthless, evil, murdering wizards. >.> "Now, I will show you how to defend against dark wizards, whom wield the power of death, via sparklers of rightiousness.".....
     
    Hell, the most useful thing the kid learns is how to shoot an animal made of pure happiness and light at spooky shadow men...
     
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