If I argue it's because I'm right btw. Do you honestly believe fucking a dumb monkey is the same as (or better than) fucking an alien from outer space? Lol.
I also wouldn't mind a evening with this alien. It'd probably be pretty rough and all, but hey... you only live once.
No, I said it would make more sense to have sex with a monkey over having sex with an E.T. being. Why...because we simply come from the same planet. I'm just throwing out observation...it just sounds like you're looking forward to your first alien encounter so you can fuck whom ever comes out of the ship. Chill it.
No blowjobs from that one, but hell yes! Sex with an alien is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Just think of the possibilities.
It's more of an "if the situation arose" thing than an "I'd bend it over and fuck it as soon as I saw it"
As long as she didn't peirce me too much with those tentacle things, yes. EDIT: she looks kind of crunchy, like an insect. I'm not sure.
I dunno. I'm imagining it being like shagging a fistful of beetles. Not great. Can you give me info on what the skin is like? Will she burst / flake or is she hard as hell?
How 'bout this? If the situation ever arises, I'll take the lead and give her the fucking to end all fuckings, then you can have my sloppy seconds. Most things with shells have something soft they're protecting, I would think she has some part of her body that is nice and squishy for reproduction.