No. I don't understand some of your logic. I hear men say they would suck their own penis if possible. You want a penis in your mouth? I could not have sex with a male. Period.
I can kinda see how that could be acceptable for a girl. But a guy boning himself isn't my cup of tea but whatever floats your boat OP.
Took the words straight out my keyboard. Fuck knows what that dirty bitch has, I ain't touch him, dirty fuckin' Samoan.
Hell no, even though i check myself out i dont think i could fuck myself anymore than i already do lmao. If i EVER had a clone of myself id start a band.
Nope. I'd rather enjoy seeing an exact clone of myself though. Because then i would be able to get a perspective of myself that has never been possible.