Would you fuck your cousin?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by CrazEpharmacist, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. I thought that was the general consensus of how it was going down?
     
  2. You're just saying that because I'm from Tennessee, eh?

    But no, I'd never fuck my cousin or anyone remotely related to me by blood. Inbreeding isn't fun, bro. Remember Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Yeah. Some ugly muhfuckas.
     
  3. obvi id wear a condom when this shit goes down
     
  4. then take the condom off and nut in her ass or on her face.
     
  5. *high fives*
     
  6. take some pics for proof when ur done, lol jokes..
    not really.
     

  7. -.- I demand proof.
     
  8. #28 Deprived Youth, Apr 8, 2011
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    I gotta cousin I'd fuck if she would let me , lol fuck it
     
  9. No blood --- no problem :)
     
  10. if she's adopted then that's hot

    if she's not then it's even hotter.





    jk, seriously only if she's adopted though. and just to sketch your entire family out ask her parents if she is adopted, and be like, so you're sure?
     
  11. question is, would she fuck you?

    your penis is saying yes, but is your brain saying no?
    ive learned, 3 times out of 4, things workout better if you listen to your brain.
     
  12. I mean, I see you on the adopted thing... but Imagine "hehe, yeah... oh? How'd we meet?... uh, wellllll"
     
  13. I'd fuck my real cousin.
    She's supermodel hot and my age \t:confused_2:
     
  14. if it's not blood then you're good to go...haters gonna hate hahaha

    This one time I was visiting my dads family in assfuck arkansas and this chick was there, she was like my second cousin by marriage. there is no real relation there only by made up society standards she was my cousin. But she was soo fucking hot and she was a stripper. no lie. we smoked some weed late at night and she gave me a blowjob. It was awesome. I give zero fucks.
     
  15. my oldest cousin is 4 years old. can i get yours?
     
  16. This.

    ...like it's a guarantee n shit :rolleyes:, she might get really sketched out and think you're a perv and every holiday will be awkward...
     

  17. haha i think her mother would remember pushing a child out of her vagina...so i dont think theres any need to double check
     
  18. Dude, even if she's adopted, she's still family.
    Your family reunions are going to be fucked up after this.
    There's plenty of other girls that are just as hot.

    But again, i'm from Europe.
     
  19. i got some attractive cousins but NO....they are like sisters to me...im chill with all my family.
     
  20. I have quite a few cousins but I really only know 2.
     

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