Would you donate your sperm?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Guest, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. I'd donate eggs if I could but apparently no one wants a black baby.

    Smh.
     
  2. #23 ricekrspysquare, Aug 8, 2011
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    You never know.
     
  3. Here's how I donate sperm- I camp out in the freezer for a while with all my essentials like bud, Fritos, and porn. When a female customer walks back, they become the recipient of my signature Surprise Thunderfuck and go home happy. I've made good money doing this.
     
  4. I would depeends on the money and what they wanted it for and who wanted it.
     
  5. I'd feel bad if a kid had to have my face

    but i would wank into a cup for money
     
  6. so how does this egg stuff work? the guy just pee's on the egg and it starts growing into a baby? nothing amazing about that, how do you think you were born?
     
  7. Fuck yeah , I wanna be the next Attila the Hun. Have like half the world related to me and shit
     
  8. #29 FlyingSaucier, Aug 8, 2011
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    The jury is still out on the effects of nature/nurture, but anyone worth their salt in the debate would concede that neither factor determines EVERYTHING about you. Nurture is an important component but you cannot deny the immense impact our DNA has on all aspects of our life. People don't like to admit that their idiosyncrasies, endearing traits, etc. are predetermined by an organic "computer code"

    To answer the OP, I would donate my sperm because I think I've got good genes and that the would could use a few more people like me. The idea that you'd be creating a childless father is a bit half-baked; if you don't donate the sperm, someone else would and while the kid that you could have created would never exist, the kid that was created would still be a 'fatherless' child.
     
  9. Shit I jizz into the toilet for free everyday, why not make some $ of it??

    u guys put ur jizz on a pedestal too much, who cares.if u got some kid out there wit ur dna?
     
  10. I've seen ads to donate eggs but no matter how much I need the money I just can't imagine doing that.
     
  11. no. but the plot for that frasier episode is pretty funny.
     
  12. Definitely would. I mean, with billions of people in this world, what are the chances of it ever affecting me? Not like I'm gonna meet the little fuckers.
    Course, I can't, due to family medical history and such.
    Bummer. Guess I'll just continue to waste it all.

    Wait a minute... I'm a misanthrope...
    Can I just donate live hand grenades instead?
     
  13. #34 liser, Aug 9, 2011
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    an egg matures every month and is shed every month, theyre not stored up lol.
     
  14. but he's right, men constantly make sex cells until they die. women have a sent number of eggs, and after a while they start to go bad, thats why women go through menopause. it stops the release of bad eggs.
     
  15. I'd have to say no. It'd just be way too weird for me. Something like this strikes me as too futuristic. I really don't want to be alive in this time period honestly, so certain things just scare me with the direction general society is heading in. It's hard for me to explain what I mean.
     
  16. #37 liser, Aug 9, 2011
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    yes but it's not like you can "use up" you're eggs. you produce one every month from puberty to menopause ( unless you're on birth control) so you pretty much waste a shit load of eggs from 12 to when you have kids. it's not like you can be all " oh shit I only have 30000 eggs left better conserve them "

    i have no idea if that paragraph makes sense hahaha
     
  17. It makes people happy who can't have kids on their own. I don't see why not. You aren't required to take care of the kid, nor do I even think if your sperm was chosen.
     
  18. i'd do it for free.
     
  19. that means the same thing haha
     

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