would this be considered assault

Yes, and a dick move. Just quit.

 

[quote name='"bathroomcaddy"']i'm going to work tomorrow at 12 noon but i'm quitting cause my boss is a BITCH, and i want to get a pickle bucket and pour it on her head then run away. could tht be considered assault[/quote]

Yeah.

 

just quit, why risk wasting all the pickles?

 

Bad idea.
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Just quit, all thats gonna come from that idea is bad news.

 

yea thats assault..

but on the good side, most assault cases are dropped haha

 

wear a mask bro you'll be find

 

Did ya know Spiting on someone is considerrd an assault.

 

All you gotta do is shit on her desk or in her purse and you will be good bro, trust me

 

It's only assault if you don't film it and post it here.

You can trust me, I'm a Jew. We got those lawyer powers. My word is gold.

 

[quote name='"cookiecrisp"']It's only assault if you don't film it and post it here.

You can trust me, I'm a Jew. We got those lawyer powers. My word is gold.[/quote]

This

You will change the world

 

Why pickles?

 

pickle juice in the eye is a unique pain

 

Cuz bitches love pickles

 

A pickle bucket? Why be a pussy? Go for broke!

Go down to your local swimming pool suppliy store and pick up a bottle of muriatic acid. That will eat the flesh right off her bitchy lil head!!


Hahahaha i'm kidding. dont do that.

 

Just poop in the urinals homie or the womens sink

 

Pretend you love her no matter how long it takes. Then have sex with her, quit and never call her again.

 

Nah, this wont get her. Some poor sap will end up being forced to clean that.

It needs to be something that she will have to deal with.....Give her herpes bro..