I was sitting in class today and saw a picture painted, it was jesus. I had smoked before school also. I was then thinkning, would girls have sex with jesus. Ive never heard anyone talk about this so i was wondering.
im sure all the religous bitches would be jockin' his ballz, but hey do you know how to make any good homemade vaporizers?
any bit of glass that wont shatter easily if the glass is a much different heat in 2 different spots. Light bulbs work well since they're prone to heating up.
I would do it... I don't really think he was the Son of God or anything but I dig facial hair. Wait, nevermind. I'd do the white-man's depiction of Jesus with his downy-soft blonde beard and big blue eyes... but I'm pretty sure that if you lived in that region during that time period you weren't exactly fair-haired. Yeah, Palestinian's ain't my type. So no... No, I wouldn't do it.
I'm sure if he started spittin some game and gettin you all wet about eternal life you'd give it up...
Nah... eternal life sounds like torture. Plus I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off his Birkenstocks long enough to hear a word he was saying.
I know you'd think that at first. But when Jesus wants what he wants he'll say anything. He'll be like, "my dear, if you sleep with me when you die I'll have a mansion for you with an unlimited supply of weed and all your friends and family will be on the same block in their own mansions and your life will be sweet." In all seriousness, I just realized Christianity is bullshit. Well I didn't just realize it I realized it along time ago. But When I was about 7 my mom tried telling me about the bible and shit. And all I can think about was eternity sounds like a long time, I'm barely trying to survive this life and god was going to go and make life forever? So yea christianity is bullshit. They say you have to be like a child to see, well take that christians, I was a child and was scared for my eternal life.