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Worst!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Jvault tolks Os, May 28, 2010.

  1. AHH FUCKIN WORST SHIT JUST HAPPENED! I am really high right now..... AND A FUCKIN SPIDER! JUST climed DOWN MY FACE! WTF?!
    :smoking: that was insane im tweakin that its gonna come back....
     
  2. loli feel u man... them bugs get to me 2 when im high... other night i had da blunt in my hand and a fucking mosquito spider lookin thing landed on my arm then was flying around my room
     
  3. dam it probably layed eggs in your ear... so that mean the eggs are gonna hatch in a couple of weeks and feast on your brain....

    sorry op your gonna die..
     
  4. Its like bugs know your high and try to scare the shit out of you, and u see the biggest spiders while high and i start freaking out.
     
  5. ^. Happened to my friend a few times. Thankfully he was able to find all of the eggs though.
     
  6. Spider just wanted to be your bro, man.

    You missed out on an amazing adventure with a spider-bro, I hope you're pleased with yourself.
     
  7. lame I hate bugs. Hopefully you killed that fucker, nothing should ruin a god buzz
     
  8. There was no spider I swear.... You are just REALLY blazed! ;)
     
  9. when im high its like im a little kid again and i dont give a fuck if bugs are crawling all over me. i realize how irrational a fear of bugs is (unless they are posionous or carnivorous or something). i wonder when humans started developing such silly phobias.
    but sometimes when im sober i kinda freak out if one of those huge mafuckin centipedes runs across my bedroom floor
     
  10. Spiders are meh, my house has these big ass grey and brown cave crickets. these things will fuckin eat you, they're huge. One time I woke up from a nap in my basement and I open my eyes and there's one on my chest like 6 inches from my face.
    Needless to say I flipped the fuck out and launched my xbox halfway across the room, got the bastard though :devious:
     
  11. thats nothing try living in a house infested with black widows...
     

  12. That made me lol +rep man!
     

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