Why do you say that? He might be clean now, and you're saying you don't like him, like wtf. Anyways, I broke my nose about 9 months ago playing soccer. I'm a goalie, and the opposing player had the ball (1v1), I ran at the ball and his knee basically knocked my nose to one side. Fucked up pretty bad but i didn't need surgery.. stll a bit crooked but doesn't bother me. Another one was also playing soccer, this time 2 years ago. It was a rainy practice, and i was backpedalling to stop a ball being shot over my head. I slipped and fell into the goal, where my knee got sliced on the metal hooks holding the net onto the goalposts. Didn't hurt at all lol, but i needed 6 stitches. The needle going directly into the cut hurts like a son of a bitch Nothing too exciting, i'll post more when i think of them.
Had a non cancerous tumor when i was 12 (a pheochromocytoma to be specific) that was fun to have for a kid in grade 6. Year after that shattered my leg snowboarding and got a full leg cast. When i got full leg cast off i got the moonboot looking thing where u can walk on it and broke my wrist the day after getting that
[quote name='"TheHumanTwig"'] Why do you say that? He might be clean now, and you're saying you don't like him, like wtf. Anyways, I broke my nose about 9 months ago playing soccer. I'm a goalie, and the opposing player had the ball (1v1), I ran at the ball and his knee basically knocked my nose to one side. Fucked up pretty bad but i didn't need surgery.. stll a bit crooked but doesn't bother me. Another one was also playing soccer, this time 2 years ago. It was a rainy practice, and i was backpedalling to stop a ball being shot over my head. I slipped and fell into the goal, where my knee got sliced on the metal hooks holding the net onto the goalposts. Didn't hurt at all lol, but i needed 6 stitches. The needle going directly into the cut hurts like a son of a bitch Nothing too exciting, i'll post more when i think of them.[/quote] Dude posted in another thread about robbing people. I don't give a fuck if you Rob people and even use opiates. If you let yourself go down that road I have no respect for you. Clean or not bbygurl
When i was 13 i was sitting in a ski lodge with my friends eating lunch. My buddies were arguing and one of them picks up an ice cube out of his cup and throws it at the other. Let me preface this by saying he was the schools QB at the time. Well i was watching them argue and my buddy dodged it. It sliced my eye horizontally and i could see the blood rushing in my eye. It was partially melted so it was as thin as a razorblade. I collapsed on the ground rolling in pain and had to goto the ER. Shit was scary cuz i went blind in that eye for 4 hours until the blood drained out of it. Additionally they had to shine lights in my eye to see what was damaged and it killed.
[quote name='"Zr-01stamg"'] LSD is, i think the only known cure for cluster headaches[/quote] Its psylocibin mushrooms, not LSD
Spraining my ankle lol..Landing on solid ice in gr.3 when I had no money for skates so I tried to feet skate..
A few years back in modified football i broke my wrist the second play and played the rest of the game with one hand. It hurt like a bitch when the other team even touched my arm but i still blocked and tackled better then almost everyone else haha.
2 Hernia surgeries, broke both arms in my arm when my brother tackled me down a portion of our stairs, needed three surgeries and its still mad fucked up, or this one time i went off a skate board jump into grass and the skateboard stuck in the grass and i went full force onto it with my nuts, i laid on the ground for like 30 minutes it was miserable.
Acanthomeoba Keratitus of my left eye last winter. Google it. Missed 5 months of my senior year of high school, Had to wake up every hour on the hour all night and day to put pool cleaner in my eye (not kidding) for 4 out of 5 months, at 6 a.m every day for the first month my dad had to drive me 40 minutes away to an eye specialist and once a week we had to go to NYC for treatments. Oh, did I mention I had the flu for the first two weeks?
[quote name='"RandomThoughts"']I once carried a pen in my pocket. Punctured my scrotum.[/quote] I read that and honestly fucking yelled at the top of my lungs in horror! Hopefully nuthin got wrecked i hate hearin about manhood gettin wrecked cuz then i think "what if that happened to me?"
I was in the hospital 2 -3 times a year for about 6 years. Each was a weeks stay in a fucking hospital bed. They had good cable, but the first two times I almost died so I didn't really get to enjoy it much. I don't know, I love hospitals now. I'm not sure why.... The thing that makes me the most angry about the experience is that when my chest hurt so bad I wanted to die they gave me Tylenol. Everyone else I know was prescribed cough syrup with a prescription paid reliever. Not me, Tylenol and robotussin. Thanks, assholes. I almost died and all you could do was throw some Tylenol on it and call it sufficient. Oh btw, I had really bad asthma. I finally got the pneumonia shot and flu shot in hopes it would stop the hospital visits and cut down my colds. My mom was terrified every cold would become like fucking ebola. Well, the shots reacted badly in my body, I got really sick, all kinds of shit swollen. Not good. I really thought I was going to die one night when it was so bad. I frickin' slept downstairs cause I was so weak I probably would've killed myself if I tried to attempt a run at the old stairs. Anyway, I fucking went in search of drugs. I just wanted some sleep. Before I could reach the flu relief shit I blacked out and fucking hit my forehead on the counter. Dad's spidey sense must've tingled because he was there to make sure I wasn't dead.