Worst ( wound, injury, disease, worst pain) of your life

Fuck all that. I've broken 28 bones skateboarding. Pretty painful. But kidney stones are the worst pain I've ever had. Flank pain when they're in your kidney and pissing them out. Sucks so bad

 

well, one time i burnt the roof of my mouth with a hot pocket...

 

All the men: Imagine having your testicle twisted to the point where this no blood circulation to it and living like that for 24+ hrs. EXCRUCIATING PAIN its like a man's pregnancy and no man wants to get pregnant...at 13

A testicular torsion is no joke..if you get it seek help immediately

 

[quote name='"420BUDweiser"']There's two candidates for me. Cracking my head open, leaving a quarter sized hole, or when a four inch t shaped rebar went into my left foot, tearing out all the fat in my foot upon exit[/quote]

Dude. You need to find a new line of work

 

I got shot shot in the back by a 12 gauge... not fun my fellow stoners

 

when I was a kid, was sledding (crazy carpet) head first down a huge local hill, at the bottom there was basically an inward bank (no way your going up this) to divide the hill and the parking lot at the bottom.. The bank was all ice, and i was just a little kid, and didn't really even think of stopping. I smashed head first into that big fucking wall of ice, I don't remember any of it at all..
Sometimes I wonder if thats why im slow sometimes lol

 

I got so many scars.... not even funny. have had holes put in me, flesh torn off, bones broken, digits cut half off... any none of it has got shit on toothaches...

 

Also cracked my head open a little bit when I was about 10 years old wrestling with some friends.

When I hit my head it didnt really hurt, didnt even know i was bleeding. My friends sister at the time starts screaming, "the carpet!! theres blood on the carpet!" lol it was a close to white color.

So went to the hospital, get it checked out and say i need 4 stitches, thought id get staples instead. The doctor had to give me a shot in the cut to do something, i forget, so this guy starts giving me the shot. He for some reason keep taking it out and sticking it back into the wound, over and over and over again.

Boy was I crying at the time lol

 

he was injecting the freeze stuff into different parts of your finger so you don't feel the stitches




as for some of my worst injury's,

-nail through the foot twice

-drilled a sharpie sized hole halfway into the palm of my hand with a cordless drill

- almost severed my finger last month when i cut my right pointer finger right where it joins the hand, the whole visible part of the joint (palm side) was sliced = 4 stitches

- slicing the same finger as above, but on the first knuckle on top cutting lengthwise, i didn't feel a thing but i bled like a stuffed pig = 3 stitches








thats all i can think of right now

 

When I was 14 I tried to run and jump on a shopping cart, I rode it for like 10 seconds and smashed my fingers into the ground. I broke the tips of two fingers and broke off two finger nails... had to have emergency surgery and get my finger nails sewn back , that was a pretty bad fail, if enough of you like this ill go find the pic and post em on here

 

[quote name='"NameNotAvailab"']

Dude. You need to find a new line of work[/quote]

Had nothing to do with this. Just sheer stupidity

 

torn urethra.

pissed blood for a week.

even worse then when a table saw took the tip of my pinky off, and most of the other fingers.

 

Broken collar bone hurt really fucking bad

 

I broke my collar bone coming out my mom, no joke. I was a 10 pound baby.

 

Kidney stones sucked..so did getting stabbed in the arm, that hurt pretty bad too

 

Falling off a jet ski onto a rock that was just below the surface of the water. Cut my leg from knee to mid thigh I almost bled out in the water. Lucky the coast guard was nearby.

 

To be honest,

my first love, cheating on me multiple times. and actually hearing the story in certain detail out of her own mouth...