So Im 18 and a Senior in HS, It was Winter Formal a little bit ago, and I went to the dance and meh, it was alright. It kind of sucked, but who goes for the dance anyway? The limo after was sick, just dancing and grinding on all these random girls, shit was going well. The Limo gets back to the house where the party is at at about 1am. After everyone going inside, the drinks start flowing and its like 1:30 AM. I Chill with a Few Coronas while me and my buddy watch the door, There were alot of people trying to come in to the party who werent on the list, and we couldn't be having any of that. This girl that came that I've fucked before, had to leave to take these 2 girls home, She definitely wanted to fuck that night too. So Im bummed, there goes my girl walking right out the door. My homie walks out the door and says "Hey, I've got 2 blunts, come hit em with me". So I walk out and we box his car, with 2 FAT blunts. Probably close to 2g each. Then we cruise back inside, eyes completely red, and we REEKED of bud. Its no big deal really, got some spray and took of my hoody and then we were set. Im walking around, socializing, spititng game, etc. I walk into the kitchen and someone is making Margaritas and asking me if I want one, so sure. I'll have one. Well, I decide at this point Im sufficiently drunk enough to play beer pong. And let me tell you, I was in the fucking ZONE. I made probably my first 5 or 6 shots, and ended up probably being like 70% in my game. My partner was this cute lil redhead and she was all over me. Next game, I go probably 60%, we still win. But Im really drunk at this point. Someone decides, hey, lets do keg stands. I figure, FUCK YEAH! I dont remember how long it was, but someone said they were watching it and it was by far the longest keg stand theyve ever seen. Its hazy to remember, but I rember sitting on the couch and saying, "Holy shit, that was a bad idea." This was probably around 4am. Then I started making out with this redhead girl and we ended up going upstairs and fucking. By the time Im done with her its about 5:30, and Im tired as fuck and ready to go home. I gotta piss, so I walk into the laundry room and piss on their washer. I know, its fucked up. I only wish I would have realized I was pissing on a washer rather than in a toilet. I realize, holy shit I just pissed on their washer and GTFO out of there. My house is probably 2 miles way, and this is going to be one serious drunk mission. Long ass walk. At this point Im unbeievable drunk, really high, and all around blacked out. I remember vaguealy walking the first 1.5 miles, then I saw a cop and had an instant sobering moment. Cop speed down the road at like 60mph, slams on his brakes and skids to a stop beside me. Jumps out with his taser trained on me and yells "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND! NOW!" Im just standing there like holy shit what the fuck. I get on the ground, he cuffs me and puts me in the back of his squad car. He says someone was trying to break into a house not like 100 yards from where I was walking. Im just like, "So dude? What do I have to do with that? All I have is a cellphone and a wallet on me." He says I fit the description, and that it was I who was banging on their doors and windows. I have no memory of this. I left the party at 5:36, The walk should have taken 20-30 minutes. He rolled up at 7:00 AM. What the fuck did I do?!?!?!?!?! I have no idea why I would try to get into a house thats not mine. I already walked 3/4 of the way to my house, and I know how to get there and which one is mine. It makes no sense to me. Anyways, they cut me loose (But know Im durnk as fuck). They wont let me just walk away all drunk, so they call my parents, they come pick me up. Im fucked. I dont even know where to go from here. This has to be the most fucked up thing I've ever done in my life. No idea how or why I did it, or even that I did it. I have clear recollection of walking the road and then just walking and walking and then the cop car rolls up. There just a gap of like 45 minutes where I have no idea. Holy shit. Im going to go apologize to the people I supposedly tried to break into their home today. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. How did I fuck up so bad?