When i was 14 i jacked off in a stall in the school bathroom. It was fuckin crazy every time someone walked in i would just stop for a sec and make fart sounds till they left. I felt like a creeper for like a month
worst place i ever masturbated was at my friends house i was 14...she`s probs my only girl friend and she was sleeping in the bed right across from me and i was jerking leaning up against the wall and i hadn`t done it in about 3 weeks since i`d be at camp... i was doing it in a condom and i broke the condom right before i came...lets say some ended up on her...we are no longer friends
Heh heh. That reminds me, I've utilized the jets in 2 private hot tubs before...neither of them mine lol. A few days ago it was nice outside and I jacked off in my back yard. Normally in the corner there isn't a view from other houses but the fence recently fell over and so there is a view from the cross street...lol. No one went past.
agreed. half the posts in here are just risky to read and not healthy for me lol. but yeah i can relate to most of the non homosexual ones.
Yup. Once, when I was 8, at night, both parents were in the bed. Once when I was 11, once when I was 13, once when I was 16, and once when I was 18. lulz
I took a couple hits off the batty then proceeded to tickle the old smurf in the bathroom at a church camp... "These are my confessions, yo TheWalrus, tell Dan I've been a bad boy... Fuck it, idk"
yep, i masturbated at church camp, gay masturbation...well, i guess the act isn't one way or the other, and im one way or the other...hmmm...well, the point is there were some gay thoughts in there...suck it dan! you fat, pompous hate-filled sack of shit!!!
Once when I was 12 or 13 I was jerkin it in my sleeping bag full of porn mags and my older step brother caught me... I pretended that I wasn't doing anything so he picked up the bottom of the sleeping bag and dumped my naked aroused body on the ground followed by a shower of porno mags funny as shit hahahaha... The worst place was the bathroom while I was in detention in high school. When I came back it felt as though everyone knew something lol. P.S. What is the significance of socks... seriously...