^homie - i can honestly say that being boozed up never led me to whack it anywhere besides my own room lol. and this ONE time when this chick passed out on me while i was in the bathroom takin a piss!! blue balls like a motherfucker! so i just jacked off in the bed next to her... yeah...
QFT. i've never done it in class, or school at all for that matter. i always wonder wtf people are thinking when i read these stories about jacking off in class, and how the hell they get away with it. i jacked it in a bunk bed with other people in the bed before. i did it with my door open and the volume on the porn up once while i thought my mom was gone, only to walk downstairs afterward to realize she was still there. insanely awkward. i mostly do my jacking off in at least somewhat private places. i've had sex in much more interesting places though.
I've masturbated into a public toilet before. 14, horny, hormones raging like an Amazon warrior in heat. I was on a really long road trip, I told everyone I needed to take a dump next stop. Little did they know...
cata station in bathroom tried to go 2 weeks without masturbating every girl on the bus seemed to know and was looking at me good times, only made it a week
Upstairs in the ladies section at my gym, they have private changing rooms... Yeah.. I was on that machine that doesn't really do anything except vibrate you.. And well.. You know
Not the worst place (probably the best), but one time I left the door to my room open while I was tenderizing the beef. And my mom walked in.
They have vibrate machines in the changing rooms!? That's it!!I call for disposable fleshlights in the men changing rooms.
to add to my earlier post: a couple hot tubs, maybe in the kitchen( remember thinking about it not sure if i did it or not) probably the worst though would be in my church a couple different times but in different bathrooms when nobody else was there since i was the janitor lol. fuck this thread is gonna make me seem weird as fuck
i didnt want it to come to this but it did..so far im the only one who let one off in the porta potty ya you read it right, it was a long day on the job site and a brothas gotta do what a brothas gotta do
This vibrating thingy: And it's just outside the changing rooms... Gotta play fair dude - If men get disposable fleshlights they have to use them outside the changing rooms