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Worst muchies

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by pot head, Dec 22, 2004.

  1. Whats the worst thing you have eaten when you were high. Mine would definetly have to mayonase. There was no food in the house and thats the best thing I could find.
     
  2. Well, it was me and a few other guys and we went to Jack in the Box and bought four tacos each. I think we ended up ordering 20 tacos... anyway.. after I had my four I was still craving some food (You know how it is when you're high.. you just can't stop). So... I took two of the hot sauce packets and split them open and drank away.

    :eek:
     
  3. actually sunday night i ate something pretty gnarly...we were all sitting around a table smoking and drinking, and i was pretty fubared at that point...suddenly there's this bag of chips handed to me, one of the little grab size ones...and i kinda half assed noticed that the chips looked kinda wierd, but i didn't care so i ate a handful...almost puked...as my buddy just cracks up and says "dude i emptied like 4 bowls into that bag"...yeah foul...
     
  4. That is when you react with a punch to the face lol. Shit like that aint cool lol.
     
  5. Except for everyone else.
     
  6. Well if thats the case then I will send all my cashed bowls your way, so that I may watch you eat them and laugh also :)

    Im just messin man. Tell them next time they better be passin you unburnt nugs to eat.
     
  7. One time i was eating some nuts, and my head hurt so i went to get some advil. being stoned and all, i forgot about the advil and ate them like nuts. the taste was so sharp, and i could not bear to live for those 5 minutes that followed afterwards. Luckily, i had a bowl after that.
     
  8. one time me and seven/eight other friends wreere drinking and smoking in a tent in my backyard, my friend has this 2 liter bottle of livewire he was hogging for himself, and i kept stealing drinks. So eventually he pissed in it, and i took a big swig, nasty ass shit lol. i was damn fucking pissed.
     
  9. ^ that sucks

    me and my friend were hungry so I asked my lil bro to make some food, while I was eating a pb&j my mouth was starting to tingle, so I yell out "dam ketchup, you put ketchup in it!"...it was actually tobasco sauce, pretty good though
     
  10. i'd say mine must be the time i ate a whole fucking 5 lb bag of Gardettos (its like chex mix) the next day i took 3 fucking monster shits
     
  11. i ate a trailmix of smarties and honey roasted peanuts and rasins and chocolate chips. Next day i woke up puking
    also a peanut butter and pickle sandwich SICK!!!
    bob
     
  12. sweet candy, well i do have a sweet tooth,lol:eek:
     
  13. i microwaved up a boneless rib sandwitch and got the worst stomach ache then shit my brains out, not to cool.
     
  14. the worst food for me when lookin for munchies is when you heat something up thats frozen........and when you think its done and you take a bite out of it and then find out its still partially frozen........thats the worst.......
     
  15. ^^^ahh i know dude right!

    and then you ALWAYS fucking think to yourself "oh, well hopefully that will be the last bite like that" and of course it never is. lol haha good times.
     
  16. Mine is having a bag of chips and then being all excited about it but then you take a bite and they are all stale.
     
  17. this one time i was at my dealers hosue.. and we were so blasted... and he pulled out an ounce of dank nugs and was like if you get on your nee's and dont get up till i squirt this bag is urs....

    so it took 45 min but he jizzed all down in my mouth and it was the most RAUNCHY tasting shit in the world!!!!!!!


    i enjoyed those dank nuggest though..
     
  18. Please tell me your a girl cause that would be very very wrong if your not. p.s. i have nothing agaisnt homosexuals.
     
  19. dammmn, i dont know if i would do that for sum kill... prolly not. but u were high as hell so i guess its ight....for you. thats a lil x-treme for me baby.
     
  20. omfg. i just read that. and re-read it 3 times. seriously. you better be a girl. 'pot head' is right. i have nothing against gays either. i do have something against raging homosexuals that talk about their gay sex encounters like that. i don't go around talking about sex with girls, i expect the same respect. that was very vivid. even if you are a girl. still unacceptable.

    but yeah i know what you mean. "this is the last bite." then you keep eating whatever food you have till you get the better of yourself and know you have to stop or else the next morning will kill you. i hate those days where you wake up and the first thing that comes to mind is the toilet. munchies suck, i have no control when they take over. i spend money on fast food like i never would sober.
     

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