Worst lay you have ever had??

This one time I went over to some girl's house. After watching a movie, we kissed and went into her bedroom. I suggested that we get her sweatshirt off. She said "you can work around it". After thinking about whether or not that was weird, I worked around them. A little while later, I was fingering her. A little while later, I was still fingering her. A long while later, im still fingering her. She decides then is the best time to say "Ive actually never cum by being fingered. But I do know a way I can come." She climbs on top of me, were both fully clothed, and we dry hump for maybe 2 minutes, and she comes.

 

^ lol wow

Someone should link that "shitty" sex story here, even though most of us have read it. Maybe someone had a worse lay somehow, if that's even possible.

 

This girl and I were listening to music while fucking. However, before she went down on me she started rapping Lil Wayne's part in Motivation by Kelly Rowland. She basically whispered the lyrics into my pussy. It was fucking weird. I was not having that shit. We never spoke after that. 

 

I've never had a bad time. Though, when I was on antidepressants, I couldn't bust a nut even after hours of boning and it was REALLY fucking annoying. Now that ive been off em, Im ready to bust after 5 minutes. Can't I just have a normal 30 minutes? damn!
 
Luckily, I can go multiple times a day so 5 minutes aint to bad when multiplied by 5 i guess

 

This girl wouldn't take her top off while I was fucking her. Claimed she only does that with people she dates. I'm just trying to fuck and leave

 

The worst I had ever had was with an older woman she was 49 I 29. really good-looking so of course I was excited because it was my first cougar and she asked me to go home with her!
So I get to her house and we start making out and she's a horrible kisser, zero tongue! That kills the mood for me right away. Then she tells me she doesn't like giving blowjobs, obviously another buzz kill. She was just boring as fuck in bed killed the whole mood for me, I just wanted to get up and leave but I couldn't so I powered through it lol


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Ever have one of those super awkward kind of forced sex that you really didnt even want, but at the time you were too dumb to just leave? Yea.. that. With a short guy, that makes it even more awkward lol. we were young and dumb, me and an old friend would chill with people and smoke, she was upstairs drunk and high with one guy , I was downstairs with that freakin weird short guy. He was just,,,, off lol. Too short to be on top of, too short for everything else. just dont feel right.

The next day my friend and I talked about it and both died laughing cuz the guy she was with was really freakin skinny and she was in the same situation as me. So we shared our shitty sex experience the same night. That day we said never again will this ever happen. Now if I'm not feeling someone I straight up let them know. No more nice girl about it lol.

To make matters worse that guy did his best to stalk me. Messaged me a million times on MySpace, stopping by my house (I didnt answer the door lol) , & told me he freakin loved me. Bad sex and still pussywhipped? W. T. F.

 

I was having sex with a guy once who, evidently, had never had sex before. He kept biting things that shouldn't be bit. And when we did fuck, he totally manhandled me, but in a bad, amateur way, and didn't listen my confused, "ow? That doesn't twist like-- ow. uh..?!?"s. It would have been funny if it weren't so embarrassingly bad. After a few minutes I had to stop him and just be like "Dude-- no, st-- dude. I, uh... I'm good." It was bad.

Afterwards he wanted to cuddle and whispered in my ear "I feel so close to you."

Oh boy.

Never let that dude get near me again.

 

I posted before how I fucked a girl in highschool then her mom a little while later. Few weeks later or something.
Anyway, every time I would fuck her, her pussy would bleed. Like period blood. But she was never on her period when we would fuck. She said it didn't hurt real bad, but I was beating her cervix or something. I don't know. But one night when it was bleeding, she made me put lotion on my dick, then slip it in her butt.
That was my first time butt fucking a girl. Well, she was 31 and I was 17 then. So I fucked a lady almost twice my age, made her pussy bleed over and over, butt fucked her with a bloody lotioned dick, and boned her daughter a few weeks prior.
was an odd experience.

 

One of my ex's was horrible just lay there like a fucking log.

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God damn starfishing

Just hate that crap so much, like put some effort into it woman or you don't deserve my D

Edit: Actually, my worst experience is almost every time I get a blowjob. I've only had a handful of good ones. I'm slightly about average, but my girth is like a baseball bat.

Girls mouths just aren't big enough and their teeth usually scrape from the base all the way to the tip.

 

When she doesn't spit out her gum before we start kissing. That's that shit I don't like


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I once smoked a whole quarter with a buddy. I was about to sleep I was soo tired I was seeing double. But then some bitch wants it so I leave to this bitch and we're getting it on but I'm still really fucking stoned and tired so as I was about to orgasm I fell asleep during. Woke up in the back of my car somehow?

 

This one chick I was fucking in the back seat of an old dodge, I pulled down her pants and straight up cut her panties off with my switchblade because it was too cramped to get them all the way off and I was already like above her and between her legs. I didn't get off but I counted like 3 of her orgasms. Pimp shit, son.

 

yeah the switchblade thing is hot


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