Worst fathers day/Daughters 2nd Birthday ever.

Hi! first post on here lol. Anyways, Cops in Wisconsin where I live never cut me a break the day my baby mama showed up at my apartment in a paranoid rage cuz she thought I was fucking another bitch (which I wasn't) and slugged me in the face. She was loud enough the people that lived across the street called the cops and when they showed up they just walk right in. And when I say they, I mean 4 cops inside with a k9 unit waiting outside. I didn't anticipate them to show up so of course I still had most of my paraphernalia collection sitting in the general open (2 bongs, a gravity bong, my friends 1 hitter and chillum, my spoon, wooden Sherlock my grandpa gave me, and a bubbler). I lived in a very tiny 1 bedroom studio apartment my dad owned so there wasn't very many places to store these things. So anyway, the first cop right away instead of seperating us walks right up to my living room table and proceeds to pull air into my homemade gravity bong made with a large cubic planters nuts container with a large circular top the perfect size to fit the regular size gatorade/powerade bottle; about 24oz or so. So as it fills up he just says to himself "What, the, fuck". Then cop 2 starts trying to break us apart cuz we're screaming in each others faces while cop 3 starts talking to the k9 unit outside telling her to stand ready by the door outside for when they haul me outside for questioning while cop 1 collects my shit! In the meantime cops 2 and 3 question baby mama in my living room! She then proceeds to point out literally every place in my place I have ever hid a piece or stash, including the 50ml mini pitcher keychain (with an airtight removable lid!) That I had 2 grams of delicious bubble gum hash stashed in 2 weeks ago. And it still reeked. So they took that but left my rasta colored LEGALIZE lanyard with pot leaves colorfully decorated on it. Meanwhile I was quickly told my rights, and then I explained that the giant swollen purple lump on the right side of my face (she's a lefty) was from her decking me, and I didn't invite her in or even here at all and blah blah blah. I nearly cried when I watched my first and champion bong named Admiral Blue 3.0 (I added a point for every upgrade I bought for it at a semi LHS) get carried away in a paper bag by cop 1. I got to watch baby mama get hauled away in cuffs and get stuffed in a cruiser. I was then informed that she was getting hit with domestic abuse only because because we had a child together. I was like "Fuck Yeah!!" Cop 2 then said "She'll be incarcerated for 3 days or makes bail. 72 hour no contact yadda yadda." Then they told me all the pieces they found, how the table was littered with numerous stems and seeds (I was actually dealing some good and cheap mids at the time, but sadly they were often seedy. Luckily for me I was completely out until 11:15 5and it was only 8:20) and resin. Then he shocked me when he said there was a tiny little bag of bud under my couch, but they said they just threw it away and off the record because it was a minor thing. My eyes were wide as fuck and my jaw dropped cuz I was really fiending at the time, so I just exclaim "Are you serious!? I had no fucking idea that was even there!! I wished I would've known that earlier!" So cop 2 rolls away with baby mama and I start making small talk with the female cop who looked about 32. I start telling her how today was the best damn fathers day of my life, and how it was my daughters 2nd birthday today and I had just gotten back from her moms house after I put our daughter to bed at 8:00. Yep, June 17th this year was fathers day and my girls birthday. Anyways, I explained to her that I worked a full time job to support my child, and the 2 days I had off a week I would take my daughter to my moms and then the park, and then I bring her to her moms and tuck her in bed. Then I go home, and soon after baby mama is supposed to go home and take care of her if she wakes up. And then she picks today to show up out of nowhere and pull this shit. After its all over and they're gone I invite my good buddy over to smoke me up after this shit happened and I tell him to bring his bong and his last g of nuggz. I soon discovered they didn't see the chillum was actually a chillum. It was a tiny dark blue cylinder about the length of a pinky finger and caked black with resin. When my buddy came over he took the bong out and the glass diffuser broke and he ghetto fashioned a tin foil slide. But then I stuck the chillum inside the bong and it worked perfectly and bowl and diffuser. An hour later the domestic abuse center gave me a check up call to make sure I wasn't traumatized I guess. I was pretty stoned and wasn't really listening until she mentioned that if I feared she will show up within the 72 hour no contact they would pay for me to stay in a local inn of my choice. Spent a week dealing mids out of holiday inn. But hey, I definitely needed a vacation after all that shit so I definitely wasn't gonna say no to that.

Sorry if that was pretty long I enjoy writing on occasion. Hope y'all enjoyed my story!

 

Lol thanks man. Months later I got the fine reduced $120 or so when I met with the DA.

 

Sorry about that. I typed it all through the android apparently on the shittiest, smallest cheap android capable phone available. So it took a while to make sure I was detailed enough but forget about the paragraphs. Bear with me on future posts!

 

Thank God no. I lived sepereate from her. She sleeps at her moms house and when I have her we go to my moms so she's never near my habit.

 

Haha it was! A whole week of free wifi. I couldn't afford my own internet access so it was nice to play some mw2 online for a change