Worst day of my life

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Merge, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. Well....it all began when my cousin called me up and asked if I wanted to blaze and of course all of you know the awnser to that so i ask my bro if hell drive me there but as always hes drunk blazed and eating so i change my mind in a split second so i decide to walk there its a 30 minute walk and i bring my butterfly knife just in case any crackhead try to bother me. So i start packing my pipe,rolling papers lighter etc. so i got my backpack heading out when i see my dad so you guys know what hes gonna ask when he see's a 14 year old boy with a backpack smelling like smoke and a butterfly knife in my pocket. Anyways i countinue walking he stops me and asks where iam going i tell him and asks my to come in the house for a talk so i know iam fucked because parents just dont want to talk when they ask u in. But i know he smells smoke on me and he starts telling me about the ounce he found in my room so iam like OMG then start to tell him it wasnt mine it was my brothers so he goes to ask him if it was but i told u guys already hes always drunk and shit so hes like fuck off so i sneak out the house because there now screaming at eachother. then iam at my brothers and i open the door lock it and drop my shit while hes on the couch watching porn. I got bored of playing xbox so i go to his room pull out a few grams and start toking and one thing about my cousin is he doesnt care whats in it as long as its weed he'll smoke it but off topic. i start packing the bowl and start tokeing but about the third toke a fucking seed goes into my throat burning hot iam freaking out i drop the pipe on my cousins bed and starts burining into the cotton making a HUGE burnt spot so i have the biggest buzzkill from the weed and the suprise burn so iam so fucked for stealing 5 grams from his room burning his bed and breaking his pipe that smashed by the way and i think as if nothing else could go wrong the mother fucking cops pull in iam looseing my mind here iam so blazed so scared and so fucking tired so i decide to hide in my cousins closet they knock on the door the 3 seconds later they bust down the door and start yelling put your hands in the air to my cousin because he has this big ass blunt pulled out with shrooms leftover on his table from the day before. Anyways there handcuffing him when they start asking for a boy iam like WTF? the they start rushing up the stairs i could hear then scrambleing shit around when this big white dude opens the closet and says get up they throw me to the bed handcuffing me and i completely forget that i have a lighter,butterfly knife (dont forget iam in canada so its illegal) and a pack of smokes and iam underage for everyting i have plus there saying some shit about cocaine iam like WTF i had no shit involved with that so i start mouthing off these pigs one yells at me saying a whole bunch of bullshit so anyways they take me out to there cruiser and start asking questions and shit so i start lying and then these pigs call my mother and father so i know iam dead (literaly) then this ugly ass bitch says the reason why we where called because we had a complaint about a 14 year old boy with a butterfly knife in his hand so iam WOW i get sentenced to juvi for a while and just got out and ready to blaze again so really the moral of this story is Dont be too reckless because it could get you in a lot of trouble. Peace
     
  2. Very nice story. And enjoy your ban.
     
  3. i read up to ur 14 year old age. gl hf
     
  4. i fuckin hate when cops bust in without warrants..
     
  5. it's canada. they don't need warrents.

    oh and btw kid, your banned!
     
  6. well i hope most of u know that wherer talking about illegal substances so i really dont think it matters the age
     

  7. He means you have to be 18 to be on these forums.

    Sorry, kid. Come back and see us in 4 years? :p
     
  8. wow, this thread just blew my mind. how stupid can you be?
     
  9. 14 FTW LOL. peace dog, see ya in 4yrs
     
  10. first of all, what we are talking about is illegal no matter how old you are..
     
  11. yeah i really dont think the age is probaly 50% of the users on this website are underage for anything on this side plus its illegal so i just think u guys stop judging peeps:cool:
     
  12. I've never heard of a seed getting sucked in thru a pipe.
     
  13. Hah, I was just thinkin the same thing.
     
  14. hey so this all happend when you were 14 right and your 18 now RIGHT?:eek:
     


  15. Yes, but we have rules here. You must be 18 to post. Bye bye, Merge. See you in four years.
     
  16. hahahaha I neg repped Magick in a different thread for callin' this kid out before I read this one.

    woops. soon as I spread some around I'll hit you bizzack.

    :smoke::smoke::smoke:
     

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