Apparently there's an overnight graveyard shift "Freight Associate" job open at the Kohl's by my house. See this diagram on why i want this job: http://i50.tinypic.com/2j30kqq.png Besides the fact that my pee is dirty... I'm wondering if I can even perform the job. Obviously i'll be lugging around boxes and and shit, and the description says "Ability to lift up to 50 pounds on an occasional to frequent basis" which basically means 100+ pounds boxes for hours on end, right? I'm a scrawny 5'3" male. Could I even do this? I would love to be able to work a graveyard shift, and walk home... and be in my bed in under 2 minutes when shifts over.
Yeah that looks like a good option man couldnt really complain about the commute! Get in the gym and see if you can lunge weight around and see how you feel? If you are not a regular in the gym you will feel pretty sore especially if your muscles are not used to it. With the dirty piss your best bet is to buy a cleanse or find out how they test if they dont watch you when you piss you can get a clean buddys or but clean urine from a headshop.
Idk man, cutting boxes open with a box cutter at 3 in the morning seems like a cool way to get paid... considering I'm usually up on GC at this time anyways... If they don't test, or if I pass the test... I could literally walk home on a lunch break, smoke on the way home, cook some grub... and be back with time to spare! I'm gonna go lift some heavy shit and see if I can handle it I guess
The shopping center has KFC, Chinese, Pizza, a GameStop, an Outback Steakhouse, a grocery store, and a gym. After typing all that out I realized that none of those places will be open during the graveyard shift though.... ahahahahah shit.