words you use that people are like "huh"

Lightweight meaning lil.. example : I like him lightweight

That shit go hard.. meaning that shit good.

Do u booboo ..got it from Kevin Hart now me n my man say it to each other..

Pull my socks up n made some popcorn.. from a berner song called certified freak..me n my hubby say this too each other too cuz we loveee popcorn

O.H.N ..to be use with OMG..meaning OH HELL NAW

paper bitch.. paper bitch!!!.. From the movie the good guys.. this is one of those random things u yell in the mist of silence..lol

There's a whole lot more gotta think about it

 

Mmmm yes I also find this shallow and pedantic

http://youtu.be/PxANht7yBV4

 

I greet people with salutations alot, or mix up words that don't normally fit together like whorestamp, people can't even come back.

 

Lackadaisical
Recalcitrant
Injudiciously
Inferiomaloprocasions
Ad homenim
Schadenfreude

Ah, the life of an attorney...

 

I've gone back to the ol "ski" on the end of the word. Shitski, hoeski, etc...

 

***** dick. idek where that came from but i always just say it

 

Fucking "mother cunt!!!"

 

Nice!

 

Fuck that noise! (Regarding a stupid idea or something I don't like doing)

Blow this joint (Regarding leaving current location)

It's fucking dicked! (Usually working on cars when things break)

That's a muff diver (A giant popper thats packed over the sides)

 

Love 1, 3 and 4! I say "blow this jernt" for variety but is a great old standard...

 

This is a great thread for someone like me that absolutely loves the art of cussing....

 

One that my friend says to his girlfriend a lot is 'stop being dickhead' he doesn't even say 'a dickhead' just dickhead

 

"Nefs" - like huh or really

 

My boy has uses "cunty " on his mrs . Like - don't get your wizard sleeve all swole and get cunty

 

I had a friend named Cheyenne that would say "confuzzled " and I started using that word too, if I was confused about something. I speak with an American 1920's accent sometimes, you know that kind of fellow who doesn't mind to tussle with a smelly bastard from the smelly part of town. Lol I'm fucking stoned

 

instead of goosebumps i say duckbumps, instead of hiccups while intoxicated i called them drunkups.

 

gleeba = skunky, i rolled a fat gleeba stick and got gleebed out my mind
deekie = nice lass, check out the deekie
fleekie = GF material, when the fleekies better than a deekie
gleebitis = i ran out of green and im suffering bad with gleebitis

 

Possablanca-possibly

shenanigans-as in "I call shenanigans" is to call BS or a do over.

 

If yon too ---> if you want to