What I'm trying to do here is create a thread that will help you through every day life dilemmas. In a perfect world every post will start with "words of wisdom on (insert subject here)" I'll start... Words of wisdom on diarrhea. Never fart when u have the shits Never sneeze when you have the shits Words of wisdom on women Never trust a woman with a bigger adams apple than you. Your turn!
Words of wisdom on Life: 1)Search for the universal truth at all costs. Sacrifice everything, your family, your life, your material possessions, even love. For Truth will reward you with more than that. Truth is Life. 2)Smoke weed everyday.
Rule #1 of life: don't be a dumbass. #2: if it dosen't work, don't try the same thing again, dubass. be open minded, and try to see things through other people's point of view. And ask yourself "What would Carl Sagan do?"
When I was younger I would smoke so much weed in a sesh that I would be close to passing out and when I was too high that thought would always cross my mind. I would be like "damn, this is my last time smoking weed, Imma die, goodbye world" and then my high level would go down and I'll be smoking again lots of weed and having the same unpleasant feelings. It was like a vicious cycle of paranoia, hedonism and just plain retardness (this isn't even a word, I think).
Dont let fear control your life. You only live once so do what you feel. The hard headed never learn.
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Words of wisdom on hitchhiking: If a group of German backpackers offers to give you a lift across the Australian Outback, you probably shouldn't have a go. Unless you like being stranded in the desert.
If a group of Germans offered me anything, I probably wouldn't accept. C'mon man, they're Germans, they probably only have world wars to hand out. jk germany boys, ya'll my fave people in EU.
If you drop your watch in the toilet, you're going to have a shitty time. if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried. A bitch is a bitch, but a dog is a mans best friend. A dick is called a cock because it rises in the morning.
Eat raw fruits, for thy body ages whence eating thy cooked foods. If ye decide to exercise, always have thy feet planted on living earthen ground (grass/soil). For when thy exercises in any form on hardened platform, of which is most likely a creation of man, the body's muscles, not only in the legs but in every part of the body, are stunted, resulting in improper growth Don't eat microwaved food. that shit's fucked up. The untainted dominion of frogs and marijuana plants can harbor a psychedelic paradise through rapid evolution of plants. When thy finishes ye food of which is of biodegradable components, such as egg shells/onion shreds/grape stems/apple core/leftovermilkfromcereal(?), dispose of it outside into thy earth, for it is only righteous. Pee outside instead of a toilet Worship nature and trees