Woke up this morning...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by SugarMagnolia, May 3, 2008.

  1. After a nice night of drinking. I'm going for a wake and bake when i notice my vaporizer is on my desk with a note on it. Apparently my stoner suite mates in my dorm ( we share a bathroom) took it last night and got the high as fuck. To thank me they over-packed me a bowl of sour d. Let the wake and bake commence, and hopefully more dank in my future.
     
  2. Woke up this morning, found a note on my desk
    Well, I woke up this morning, found a note upon my desk
    It said 'Schwag will get you high, but sour diesel do it best'
     
  3. I woke up this morning with a stuffy ass nose from doing to much blow last night. :eek:
     
  4. I woke up and said FUCK! I have to go and take the SATs.
     
  5. i woke up this morn
    the snooze button i did hit
    thrice for sure, or more

    my morning, in haiku
     
  6. Hahahaha +rep
     
  7. i woke up this morning. . not to a note

    more like my head feeling the size of a boat.
    how could this be, stewie griffin is not my father. .
    oh thats right last night i drank lager!
    two beer shits later and everything is fine,
    magnificent city instrumentals blowing my mind

    hella relapsed my chance at sobriety. .
    all three devils came to hang out with me
    but making it for a week seemed celebratory.
    like this could be the lowpoint in the success story

    back on the train, s'tha best for my brain.


    saturday morning poems are phun
     
  8. woke up this morning
    got me a dub
    head 2 the club
    an smoke me some bud
    haha
     

  9. Haha, I remember those days. You spend half the next day sniffling, and everyone is asking you " Yo, you just do some coke?"

    I woke up this morning, and went back to sleep. Got out of bed at 1pm.

    Went online, and saw my money and got happy. Now I have a few options.

    But that's awesome they packed you a bowl. That's a good roommate right there homie.

    But alas, I leave for work in about 45 minutes. Joy Joy.
     
  10. woke up this morning, smoked a bowl of blue magic
     
  11. I woke up this morning, confused from all my insane dreams (involving bombs, parties and me being pregnant, and not knowing it until i popped out a baby.... ? lol)

    and realized that, :hello::hello::hello: yayyyy :hello: I have a 6 page paper to write!!!!!!!



    :mad::mad::mad::mad::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::(:(:(
     
  12. I woke up a midnight. I'm a vampire. They call me daywalker, but... I still sleep on their scheldule.
     
  13. ouch, 6-page paper. at least you're not prego ;)
     
  14. Woke up this morning............
    got myself a gun







    Any Sopranos fans? That song was in my head the whole time I was reading this.
     
  15. ^ Haha me too.
     

  16. I was hoping the thread was gonna be about the sopranos or something haha.

    Props to the best show ever:smoking:
     

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