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  1. #1 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    It's 5:24am where I live and I haven't slept all night. I am so freaking bored... Chat me uppppp! Tell me stories or random facts or jokes ahah, I don't careee. Entertain me please :)
     
  2. #2 Galleta, Nov 23, 2011
    Women own only 1% of the world’s land

    If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

    In almost every country worldwide, the life expectancy for women is higher than for men
     
  3. #3 mrragerrrrr, Nov 23, 2011
    Hi ashpow, what's going on? Just got done smoking some purple durban now I'm watching some workaholics!
     
  4. #4 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    Women have swag, who cares about who owns the land. :p
     
  5. #5 greenbrad420, Nov 23, 2011
    more men commit suicide than woman
     
  6. #6 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    Workaholics is awesome! Ever watch Todd and the Book of Evil? It's amazing ahah, and I'm literally lying in bed waiting for everyone to get up and leave my house so I can go use my gravity bong.. Agh.
     
  7. #7 Galleta, Nov 23, 2011
    91% of Americans eat turkey on Thanksgiving.

    A person will create enough saliva to fill two average size swimming pools during his lifetime.

    The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
     
  8. #8 BUDDAMUNK, Nov 23, 2011
    because men have to deal with women
     
  9. #9 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    Men hold in their feelings far too often, but that's expected. And most women don't have the balls to actually commit suicide. Quite literally..
     
  10. #10 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    TOO TRUE! Hahahaha
     
  11. #11 Exodus2011, Nov 23, 2011
    4 am here, gonna stay up all night.

    STAY AWAKE!!!! haha
     
  12. #12 Solipsist NPC, Nov 23, 2011
    Its 3:57am here. Here, have some mildly amusing videos.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA&feature=channel_video_title"]Best Cry Ever - YouTube[/ame]

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcWzHdpaXRo&feature=channel_video_title]Youtube Poop: Hank Hill Is A Dick - YouTube[/ame]

    (I don't know whether or not you get king of the hill in canada, but whatever)

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14kNqMwD6s&feature=channel_video_title"]Guy dances into traffic, gets hit by ice cream truck ft.Optimo 55 Souf - YouTube[/ame]




    And here's the best thing 4chan ever contributed to the world.

    http://i.imgur.com/8dYzO.jpg
     
  13. #13 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011

    A person swallows a quart of their own snot/mucus every day.
     
  14. #14 Exodus2011, Nov 23, 2011

    haha no lie, but for that second one, it would be probably about 4 large swimming pools.

    i have "hypersalivation" where my mouth produces too much saliva. my dentist told me, seriously look it up, its real
     
  15. #15 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    You guys are awesome hahah, so glad I joined these forums! I love King of the Hill also. And that cry is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure it's in a dubstep song too!
     
  16. #16 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    Does that suck ass?
     
  17. #17 Exodus2011, Nov 23, 2011

    yes it does haha, only advantage is i have only had cotton mouth like once in my entire life lol.
     
  18. #18 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    That has to be the best and worst thing ever hahah. Though I don't get too bad of cotton mouth either ;P
     
  19. #19 Exodus2011, Nov 23, 2011

    haha true that. is that you in your avatar?
     
  20. #20 ashpow, Nov 23, 2011
    Yessir hah, purple hipster glasses are the shit, don't even care. 8D
     
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