Wiping your ass doesnt work

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by final824, Mar 18, 2013.

  1. #1 final824, Mar 18, 2013
    I just got done crapping and I had a high thought. When we wipe all were doing is wiping our crap all over ourselves. Say you get nutella on your arm and try and wipe it with a dry towel it just smears in on your arm. So wiping just makes us even less clean. #random stoner thoughts
     
  2. #2 Deep Roots, Mar 18, 2013
    That's what baby wipes are for. Haha

    Deep Roots
     
  3. #3 final824, Mar 18, 2013
    [quote name='"Deep Roots"']

    That's what baby wipes are for. Haha

    Deep Roots[/quote]

    Im strongly considering getting some of those or a french bouday that washes your butt.
     
  4. #4 Deep Roots, Mar 18, 2013
    Baby wipes, cheaper. But that would be pretty crazy, but does it shoot water hard? It might freak you out if you forget and flush hahahaha

    Deep Roots
     
  5. #5 Jazzyj, Mar 18, 2013
    Lol, it's bidet.
     
  6. #6 Fizzly, Mar 18, 2013
    "Bidet."
     
  7. #7 Xenzin, Mar 18, 2013
    I refuse to have one of those abominations defile my ass.
     
  8. #8 Fizzly, Mar 18, 2013
    So I assume you're not gay?
     
  9. #9 Xenzin, Mar 18, 2013

    As of now I am not nor plan on being or have experimented, got nothing against.
    Just don't like bidets, what is next? Unisex tampons for ass-water spilage?
    Different sizes for all colons.
     
  10. #10 *guest, Mar 18, 2013
    If you still have poo all over your ass after wiping, you're doing it wrong. :p
     
  11. #11 blowing smoke, Mar 18, 2013
    yeah..you can wipe like 50 times and you'll still get a little bit on the toilet paper.I have a couple Indian friends,and most of them don't even have toilet paper in their house for this reason.Instead they just have this pitcher type thing with water that they use to clean themselves with.
     
  12. #12 J.Raptor, Mar 18, 2013
    I take a shower after every shit I take. :cool:
     
  13. #13 marsdude89, Mar 18, 2013
    Eat more fibre. Less mess. Your crap just slides out in a big brown colon-shaped turd. Barely anything on the TP when you wipe.
     
  14. #14 Megacosm, Mar 18, 2013
    I can confirm this. I usually shit logs the size of small submarines.
     
  15. #15 Fizzly, Mar 18, 2013
    LOL, I tend to agree with you, but I'm not going into any [​IMG]details.[​IMG]

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  16. #16 Fizzly, Mar 18, 2013
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    "Submarines????"

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    Not like "Red October," I hope . . .

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