Will i pass?

with your build, hell no.

 

Ya, fat absorbs THC like no ones business. If you haven't been downing water or cranberry juice and running like your running from the cops your gonna be dirty for sure.

 

What you want to do is try to dilute your urine on the day of the test and take b12 vitamins, make sure you piss at least once before pissing for your test.

What I'd do is drink a couple of the huge energy drinks and tons of water hours before the test and prey it works ;P

Actually he should avoid exercise since his test is in 1 or 2 days

If you get lucky, it is possible.

 

It most likely will not be a observed test get your self some clean piss from a friend or other person. Or order some synthetic urine off the net or local head shop. put it in a condom or small zip lock bag and wear a couple pairs of tight underwear to keep it warm.

They may listen out side the door so drink lots of water and take a big old piss.
Then put the clean urine in the test cup.

Damn piss test piss me off. Coming to work stoned is one thing but what you do on sat night is no employers business or any one else's for that matter.

You can get CHEAP piss test strips from Amazon.com I have a lean build and can be test clean in 10 days after much daily chronic use with lots of fluids and exercise. I depends on the person. Some test are better than others but I doubt target is using top of the line piss test.

Good luck

 

Try dilluting cause you will not pass naturally.

http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/610659-gc-i-need-your-help-one.html

Read the method posted about 3 posts down.
Good luck.

 

Do as much exercise as you can until 2 days before your test, that's when you want to stop exercising completely, and of course don't smoke

 

I'm in the same boat, except the last time I smoked was 3 weeks ago. I bought a take-home test and failed it, but I'm hoping in 1-2 weeks I'll be alright.

But what the fuck, why does Target drug test? Why does anyone test for marijuana? Fuck all of them.

 

I wouldn't risk it. There's more you can do before the test. I would buy a test at Walmart and see if you pass and then go from there.

 

drinking water won't do anything, what you need to do is keep getting exercise and than stop getting exercise 2 days before the test, that's all you can do tbh, well and not smoke

Good Luck

 

Here, I wrote this a while back. I took the test a while ago and passed.

I just got hired to work as In Stock TM, so I gotta restock and check prices and shit.

Anyways, you go through about 1-2 interviews depending on the job. One thing is DON'T BE PICKY! If they ask what you're interested just say anything and you're available anytime (Unless you have school or something, than you can say it then or tell them later. I waited until later to make myself representable)

You have to take a VERY easy test, which the answer is either "Tell Supervisor" or "Do the job right".

If they call you again here's where shit gets tricky. Once you're told that they want you on board, you got 24 hours to take a drug test or they rescind the offer.

For me, its a piss test and the person isn't with you in the bathroom. They check pH, color and temperature ON THE SPOT. After they send it to the lab and within a day or two Target will let you know in an email to go to some orientation meaning you're in the clear!

After that, they will test you from time to time, so I'm on a T break in the foreseeable future..... so its up to you if you're willing to give it up.

Macy's is having a hiring spree too and they don't drug test, just an FYI.
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I would take a test the night before, if the home test keeps showing positive, than maybe consider alternate options like fake piss or friend's piss.

 

I smoked on May 14th, I have a similar build as you, and I tested positive on a First Check test I bought at Walmart. I wouldn't go into the test assuming you're going to pass.