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will i pass? please answer quickly! urgent!

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by josh369, May 31, 2012.

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  1. #1 josh369, May 31, 2012
    So I have a urine test on friday (June 1st) and the last time I smoked was last friday (May 25). I have been drinking at least a gallon of water a day, as much green tea with antioxidants as possible without my parents wondering, and a couple big cups of coffee (i heard coffee helps, i have no idea why though). i have been working out every now and then but i am a lazy fuck and it usually turns into skyrim. Do you more experienced tokers think i will pass this test? I would appreciate any advice you can give or opinions on whether or not i will pass, thanks in advance!
     
  2. #2 magickush420, May 31, 2012
    how much do you smoke, how often do you smoke, how much do you weigh, how much body fat do you have?

    Answer these before you hear any answers from anyone.
     
  3. #3 josh369, May 31, 2012
    About every day. only a bowl or two though. about 190 and 6'0 but i am definitely not skinny
     
  4. #4 funkydslr, May 31, 2012
    Nah man, 80% chance of fail....sorry to say.
     
  5. #5 josh369, May 31, 2012
    really? damn... even with drinking water and coffee and whatnot? and it will be exactly a wee.
     
  6. #6 ghostonvacation, May 31, 2012
    Prepare for the worst...hope for the best. Doesn't matter at this point, you're pissing in that cup regardless.


    Theres a decent chance you might fail.
     
  7. #7 Gr33nD420, May 31, 2012
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    Sorry to say but I think you're fucked, what's consequences if it shows that it's in your system? Is it for probation or a job or parents? Just curious
     
  8. #8 josh369, May 31, 2012
    but my friend offered to give me his and he has never smoked...i am afraid of my mom testing me in the future so if i can save the piss that would be best but i will use it if i have to
     
  9. #9 josh369, May 31, 2012
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    well my mom threatened to send me to a camp or something if i fail, but i dont think she has the stones. but if i pass then i will be ungrounded
     
  10. #10 magickush420, May 31, 2012
    im 6'1 and weigh 145, and when I smoked everyday (about 1 to 2 bowls) it took me 9 days with working out for about 30 minutes everyday, taking about 700mg of niacin, and drinking more water than usual. On the 9th day I bought a "first check" at home drug test and passed.

    If your concerned I would buy an at home test, just to be sure. Niacin might be a myth or might not, idk.
     
  11. #11 CaliBudE, May 31, 2012
    [quote name='"Gr33nD420"']Sorry to say but I think you're fucked, what's consequences if it shows that it's in your system? Is it fir probation or a job or parents? Just curious[/quote]

    This ^^^
     
  12. #12 CaliBudE, May 31, 2012
    [quote name='"josh369"']well my mom threatened to send me to a camp or something if i fail, but i dont think she has the stones. but if i pass then i will be ungrounded[/quote]

    Thought camp was only for minors ???
     
  13. #13 Gr33nD420, May 31, 2012
    [quote name='"josh369"']well my mom threatened to send me to a camp or something if i fail, but i dont think she has the stones. but if i pass then i will be ungrounded[/quote]

    Don't save the piss use it as soon as possible, so have your friend give it to you day of the test if you can or as close to the test as possible
     
  14. #14 HAF, May 31, 2012
    Since you smoke almost every day..

    Your best chance is to dilute the sample by drinking too much water, by flushing your system, cheating, or just being lucky because your chances aren't that great.

    Good luck :/
     
  15. #15 josh369, May 31, 2012

    sorry, im on probation and will be sent to jail if i fail
     
  16. #16 josh369, May 31, 2012

    but like i said it will have 7 days by the time i take the test
     
  17. #17 funkydslr, May 31, 2012
    If you were an every day smoker, don't expect to pass after a week unless you end up getting a false negative. I've failed my fair share of tests, and about 4-5 weeks seems to be about the time it takes to get rid of the lingering cannabinoids....any less and its just a crap shoot.

    Looks like you should have stopped a month ago, experience can be a cruel teacher...jail aint so bad.
     
  18. #18 josh369, May 31, 2012
    thanks for all your help guys
     
  19. #19 MoneyBags420, May 31, 2012

    stfu about about the age who gives a shit there's no way to prove some1s age on the internet
     
  20. #20 misterj5421, May 31, 2012
    If its a home drug test its possible...I passed one after about 9 days...I was playing football for high school that summer though and was working out and sweating very heavily. maybe the test just sucked though, who knows? Let us know the outcome, best of luck
     
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