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Will I Pass A Drig Test After 2 Weeks Of Being Sober?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by allways blazed, Jun 23, 2014.

  1. #1 allways blazed, Jun 23, 2014
    I have been sober for 2 weeks but i smoked a few bowls of some ehhh weed a little over a week ago after being sober for a week i am about to run out of clean pee i have enough for 2 more tests so i am going to have to sober up and pass but my question is if i wait another week and have 3 weeks of soberness besides that one day and i drink hella water the day of the test and piss 14 times before i go in and take it and take vitiman b complex will i pass the test? I cant fail or i will go to jail i am 6 foot 206lbs i have been smoking practicly every day for the last 3 years
     
  2. #2 thedailydaren, Jun 23, 2014
    You're going to jail.


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  3. #3 allways blazed, Jun 23, 2014
    Ive been sober for 3 weeks why the shitty answer try to be helpful not be worthless
     
  4. #4 thedailydaren, Jun 23, 2014
    I'm not trying to be shitty but you've smoked for three years straight.... Took both me and a buddy of mine more then a month to clean out after that much smoking. Why would I sit here and give you false hope?

    In my experience you are fucked.


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  5. #5 allways blazed, Jun 23, 2014
    Maybe straight up if it was my first piss of the day but if i dilute like a mother fucker piss 14 times before the test and i drink so much water that i almost die i have failed drug test after i smoked hash the day before and diluted like a mofo and he said i only failed by like a nano gram or water ever
     
  6. #6 SkateAndBake420, Jun 23, 2014
    brother, i think you are fucked but it wouldnt hurt to try. you dont have much to lose other than your anal virginity when you get to jail. ;) lol sorry i had to
     
  7. #7 allways blazed, Jun 23, 2014
    On the dilution page it says with stain for 48 hours it will be practicly 3 weeks and a ton of dilution
     
  8. #8 thedailydaren, Jun 23, 2014
    Here's the thing about dilution. These days people are looking for it. They see clear piss and they ask you to come back or fail you on the spot. They send it yellowish piss and it comes back that you drank so much water to dilute they test, they retest you or fail you.

    It's obvious that you made this thread because you read the dilution stickies and you think they *might* work and you want other people to agree with you so you feel good going into this.

    I can't lie though. I've never successfully passed a drug test using any other method then substitution. I don't have that super metabolism that can clean out smoking 1-5 grams a day every day for three years.

    But if you think you can do it, by all means go ahead and try to drown yourself to save yourself from prison.




    My only other advice would be to pepper your angus!


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