I have a pre employment test in two days. I will piss hot but I have a sober friend who can pee in a condom in my car directly before I walk in to take an unsupervised drug test. I was thing about wearing compression shorts and immediately put condom in my gooch and walk in. Will this be enough to keep the piss warm enough?
I remember seeing a thread just like this on the first day I joined the city. I'm feeling very nostalgic now.
I dont see why it wouldnt. Unless they actually see you fumbling with a piss filled condom in your pants while trying to get it into a cup. But if your alone you would probably be okay.
Buy a chemical hand warming pouch and stick that on top of the condom after it's in your gooch. Give it a few seconds to cool then pour and succeed.
I doubt that the pee is going to go down 5 or 6 degrees just walking from your car to the testing place. You should be fine.
How much pee and pressure u really think a condoms gonna hold. I can see it now, you walking into the clinic lookin like you pissed yourself cuz the shit burst in your whitey tighties
Woah wait... This isn't a troll thread? Why the hell would you have someone piss in a condom -.- Is that just dumb...Get a little m&m tube ffs.
as stated above, condoms can break but they look like a cock under your pants. If you are in a very strict testing environment I wouldn't do it this way. Buy a fake penis like in entourage....
id put the condom in a big pill bottle if you can find one but yea it will work..crotched piss comes out a good temp
My son had to do that for a next day unsupervised test when he couldn't get a hold of any detox, and unbelievably it worked(altho messy, he had someone pee in a cup and quickly poured into condom and into his shorts), and we had a good laugh about it afterwards, , however, I didn't ask for explicit details on how he got it in the condom and such! TMI But good luck, hopefully someday we won't be subjected to such ridiculousness!