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Will a head shop buy my dick bong?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by bassistheshit3, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. #101 SmokinKush9, Nov 17, 2011
    Haha a "head" shop buying a dick bong. Just give it to someone who needs it bro.
     
  2. #102 bazoski1er, Nov 18, 2011
  3. #103 TheElcinator, Nov 18, 2011
    If you don't want to you it as a bong, have you tried using it as a dildo possibly? For yourself or your girlfriend?
     
  4. #104 samcso, Nov 18, 2011
    LOL sorry but one of the first threads where I actually lol'ed.
     
  5. #105 ThaSkunkyMunky, Nov 18, 2011
    Hahaha lots of funny people on this thread. This is why I love GC :smoke:
     
  6. #106 DMX, Nov 18, 2011
    Clean it and Put it on craigslist. A headshop wont buy a used bong.

    And yeah along with everyone else, I lol'd that you actually bought a dick bong.
     
  7. #107 Sherak, Nov 18, 2011
    Paint the bell end red and put white spots on it :)

    Fly-Agaric bong :)

    [​IMG]
     
  8. #108 PurpKilla, Nov 18, 2011
    i thought all bongs resembled dicks..




    no homo.
     
  9. #109 nicolerrico, Nov 18, 2011
    find a chick with a good sense of humor. id buy it.
     
  10. #110 KillerKush, Nov 18, 2011
    You should go in with fake herpes and short shorts... definitely could see a sale going down.
     
  11. #111 PsilocinTHC, Nov 18, 2011
    15$? I'd buy it 'n put it on display for the laugh. Maybe even turn it into the doofus bong; you fuck up at some point in the session (spilled water, dropped weed, etc.) then you get demoted to using the shitty dick bong all night.
     
  12. #112 stephxy, Nov 18, 2011
    i would love to be a fly on the wall when you take your used china glass "dick bong" to your local head shop actually hoping they are going to buy it from you. im sure you would make their day.
     
  13. #113 Lacrossefire9, Nov 18, 2011
    call it a mushroom tip bong
     
  14. #114 montypython24, Nov 18, 2011
    Dude you paid $15 and its in the shape of a penis.

    It's a lost cause
     
  15. #115 FuckBeerGetWeed, Nov 18, 2011
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    Hahhahaha it does look like a dick. Nice one man, really dropped the ball on that one
     
  16. #116 _Leviathan_, Nov 18, 2011
    This thread has me laughing out loud. I love it!
     
  17. #117 MondoFiction, Nov 18, 2011
    The idea of smoke coming out of a urethra makes my balls hurt.
     
  18. #118 Zizzy, Nov 18, 2011
    Take it to a sex shop and try to sell it as a dildo.
     
  19. #119 MondoFiction, Nov 18, 2011
    Get a bunch of bros together to smoke weed and then pull out the dick bong. When they look at you weird, say "it's all I got". They will then be forced to choose between their love for weed and their masculinity.
     
  20. #120 guyverman, Nov 18, 2011
    It's a funny/cool novelty piece. Makes a good smoke story with friends, kind of like having sex with Rosie O'donald, you don't want to do it but the chance of such a funny/disgusting experience and the ability to truthfully admit it is worth the trouble that comes with it.:smoke:
     
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