You thought this was going to be about booze didn't you? Snapped a couple pics of this flock of gobblers that's been hanging around the yard the past few weeks. I get a lot of them around here but these guys just won't go away.
Dude that would be the coolest thing in the fucking world!!! Take one and keep it as a pet for real man! Thats what I would do. Then kill it if it tries to fuck with you or something lol and cook the bitch up and eat some fucking turkey!
Here's one I prepared earlier, I was drinking wild turkey at the time so I figured it was photo worthy I knew I'd need it one day haha
I rember one time me and a friend of mine got drunk and were chasing wild turkeys lol but i tripped on a rock lol
Adding these on instead of starting a new thread. Found this little fella traveling through the back yard. His shell has a big crack in it but he seemed to be doing fine. Wonder how that happened? My first thought was a gator chomped down on him but who knows? His shell was about 12" long. I live on a lake and there's lots of turtles but not too many snappers actually come on shore.
Damn if you had a gun you could make yourself a delicious fucking dinner (the turkey not the turtle).