Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked
    at 80 mile per hour, sir."The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on
    control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
    seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
    growls,"Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, " You should be thankful your radar
    detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
    unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn
    woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
    belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off
    when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
    pocket." The wife says," Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
    your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
    to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
    to you this way, Ma'am?"

    "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
  2. LMAO..

    Woman.... Shut up before your money is cut off!

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