Wife Put new bowl Up her A** Thinking it was a buttplug

Discussion in 'Bongs, Dab Rigs, Bubblers, Water Pipes' started by adlersummers90, Sep 2, 2019.

  1. I Just bought bowl and set it on top of my dresser in me and my wifes room. The pipe is a dark purplish blue color and has a long narrowish stem. I go outside to check my mail then my wife then my neighbor starts talking to me so i chat for a bit then i go inside and i ask my wife were the pipe is and she has this look of terror on her face and says sorry honey i thought you butt me a new butt plug. I laugh and loose it and say you got my pipe in your ass and it was an expensive pipe too. so she went into the bathroom and cleaned it really well and also were soaking it in rubbing alcohol overnight. so it looks like this pipe is only gonna be used for just me and my wife from now on.
     
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  2. hahaha
     
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  3. Damn dude, thats funny as fuck LOL.
     
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  4. Seems abit far fetched what kinda pipe looks like a butt plug?o_O

    The only way I can see someone mistaking a pipe for a butt plug is if they are blind..
     
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  5. I love this post! Lol
     
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  6. She's a keeper! :)
     
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    But fr buy your wife some butt plugs :p
     
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  8. It is shaped like a buttplug and has a big base with a small bowl. anythings a butt plug if your brave enough
     
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  9. Side note...
    Dont bring home any hamsters/gerbils...
     
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  10. #10 BaconLover, Sep 2, 2019
    Last edited: Sep 3, 2019
    On second thought this was kind of crazy
     
  11. This is the best story I've heard all year. Thank you. :D
     
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  12. I could see a "stoner movie" with that as one.....of many....."HAHA moments":thumbsup:
     
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  13. I gotta know....was she stoned?
     
  14. Damn! If I had a dollar for every time that my wife put a bowl up her ass, thinking it was a butt plug, I would be a very wealthy man! <Chortle, chortle>
     
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  15. Congratulations on having a wife who’s kinky enough to view you buying her a new butt plug as an ordinary occurrence. ;)
     
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  16. Pics or it didn’t happen!
     
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  17. For the first time since I’ve been on the net I just can’t craft a response. 15 minutes of screen staring and nothing. This can’t be real. :GettingStoned:
     
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  18. I wanna see what the bowl look like lol
     
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  19. No thanks, I’ll take your word on it.
     
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  20. Shitty
     
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