Why is it always "yo man I have some fire" "I have some piff" "This shit is loud as fuck" why is it never "hey fellow chap, I have some high quality cannabis for sale."
Because most people don't talk like that... Or the first example. Around here its usually "hey bro you need that?"
Because some people who sale think thier gangsters for doing it, and listen to mainstream rap. On a side note...The title Was Why, and the last person to post was SOserious. so it said Why So Serious and reminded me of Batman. haha
I use codewords to avoid being detected by enemy combatants (Government). I'm not gonna list my code words obviously, but yeah, that could be why.
Excuse me sir' I'd like to exchange my currency for some of those exotic plants that seem to be blossoming in your nursery... Snobby Stoners FTW
People always say Fire in florida lol. I remember one of my dealers told me that the dank is so fire i wont even need a lighter.
Pardon me street-level distributor of a schedule 1 drug, could you please help me to possess a small amount of trimmed flowering material inside a plastic bag in exchange for a small monetary payment?
Greetings fellow peer, would you happen to be in possession of potent cannabis? Indeed old chap, and I intend to distribute two grams of the flower in question for a reasonable price of twenty United States dollars. Excellent, where shall we meet to engage in transaction? There would be no finer a location then the designated automobile parking space adjacent to 7-eleven. Excellent. Gadspeed!
when i read that it was totally in Dr. Sheldon Coopers voice. only if they smoked on Big Bang Theory... they did eat brownies in one episode, but the whole picking up the bud scenario would be hilarious